Final Girl Rylee 🔪

@hamrobber.bsky.social

1988. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️. Worst girl in Canada. I like pop music, horror movies, bad reality TV, video games, and King Gizzard. Wife of @smallbluebennu.bsky.social

We went to see Run Terry Run tonight and I really haven't ever seen such an engaging and personal Terry Fox documentary before, and like anyone who went to school in Canada: I've seen a lot of Terry Fox documentaries. Anyway I definitely cried in the theatre, would have sobbed if we watched at home

There's a Fast & Furious marathon on for Thanksgiving weekend (because it's about family, obviously) and I love the sheer sense of escalation in these movies. Ludacris is selling car parts and hosting races in 2 Fast 2 Furious but in Fast 6 he's a hacker "jamming the signal on the whole spectrum"

Today I am thinking about Jimmy McGill repeatedly reaching for feminine self-descriptors unprompted when masculine self-descriptors also exist and are available (calling himself a "lioness", "she speaks through me. I am but a humble vessel", "Erin Brockovich")... Jimmmyyyyy

Screenshot from I Saw The TV Glow that says "There is still time"

...the "haha, Republicans are sometimes hypocritical" jokes died with Daily Show circa 2000s. authoritarians are hypocritical all the time & they're not ashamed of it!!! much like the "GOP love gender-affirming care" jokes, there's no reason to evoke trans ppl here unless you want to mock us

We went out for our anniversary dinner and ordered spicy caesars and the waiter was like "ok I have to warn you they're really spicy" and we were both like oh no we like spicy and he immediately shifted gears to "ok they come with one pepperoncini but I can load it right up for you if you want" 🙂‍↕️

Two spicy Caesars (the drink), 12 pepperoncinis

Oh look I have a FB memory to look back on with my mom and brother today, what could that be? Memory: "Happy Sons Day to my two amazing sons! You grew up to be such wonderful men!" 💀💀💀💀💀 I was months on HRT when she made that post but she wouldn't know for a couple more months lol

I hate the phrase “don’t yuck someone’s yum” but that’s no longer enough. You have to affirm everyone else’s tastes and fuck that. Grow a thicker skin.