Hank “Nick Ricochet ” Finch
@hankfinch.bsky.social
👻A mummy limping into the sea👻 WELTER
In the book and movie Sphere, the main character who’s a psychologist had put together a team for first encounter of alien life and he included his ex-mistress who he knows has suicidal ideation and is prone to psychotic breaks You can imagine it goes well
Teach a man to fish and he’ll get drunk on a boat for one day. Feed a man to a fish and you’ll have a cool story for the rest of your life
Pee-wee Herman and Simone end up getting married and change their names to Cobblepot. They have a penguin boy. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure is a prequel to Batman. This is canon.
I think that deep down we’re all Batman in a kind of way. Like I killed a clown once.
It’s bizarre to imagine how people had jobs five years ago
Thank you to everyone who congratulated me on the cameo in Spider-Man but that wasn’t actually me, it was Zendaya.
Very helpful that nobody says who this is or why
Indie Book Spotlight@bookspotlight.bsky.social · 17h agoPlease please please please please please please please please do not add MZB to your fantasy rec lists. Do you want me to scrub my eyes out? Ew. Ugh. brb brain bleach needed. I am BEGGING you guys to read ANY article or review. It takes five seconds not to inflict her on us.
The movie My Stepmother Is An Alien accurately predicted stepmothers that are aliens
I could probably beat up Andre The Giant considering how long he’s been dead
A fruit snack candy themed porno called Gushers
If you go by age and not mental capacity I’m technically an adult
I have some funny followers that I also follow who happen to be gay guys and that’s put me in an algorithm of gay porn bots who follow about every other day but I don’t get women porn bots To be clear I’m a supporter but it’s weird to me that it seems they’re more targeted for porn bots than hetero
If there’s not a giant dog fart joke in the Clifford The Big Red Dog movie, we might as well shut the whole industry down.
I’m full of piss and vinegar and I’m all out of vinegar
I rest my hand on my belly and rub it like a pregnant woman
I’m in the 1% of people who have never jumped into a volcano
We didn’t have YouTube personalities growing up. Kids today don’t know how lucky they are.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
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Hank “Nick Ricochet ” Finch@hankfinch.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Sad thing is that band went through all the trouble of writing a song and nobody Wang Chunged that night
I like Netflix’s AI descriptions of shows They just use minuscule traits and throw them together Resident Alien is like Twin Peaks meets Alf cus it takes place in a small town and he’s an alien You could be like Superman is Wallstreet meets Alf cus it takes place in a large city and has an alien
The Mortal Kombat reboot and 2 aren’t “good” movies but they’re fun in a goofy way which seems like the intention Worth seeing once but not worth repeat viewing
“Dad! Use the uppercut!” is my favorite line
Hank “Nick Ricochet ” Finch@hankfinch.bsky.social · yesterdayWatching Mortal Kombat (2021) Why make up a new character as the protagonist when there’s already a thousand game characters? “Which character should we follow for the movie?” “How about a new character that’s an MMA fighter with no personality?”