Thank you to everyone who congratulated me on the cameo in Spider-Man but that wasn’t actually me, it was Zendaya.
Brandon Moore
@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
You know you’re entering a new stage in life when you realize you’re wearing one pair of reading glasses and have another pair on your collar.
"So Brandon, when are you going to start dating again?" "Hey, I took a woman home yesterday." "Was it Mrs. Butterworth?" "Yes, yes it was Mrs Butterworth...I like pancakes." 😕
When you’re young and playing Mario Bros you dream of saving a princess, but at this age it just makes me wish I knew more about plumbing so I don’t have to pay a professional.
My essence America. Don’t worry kid, your future cynicism will be covered by your future beard.
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️@beckybunzy.bsky.social · last mo.Show me a picture that captures your essence
Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT
My Bluesky starter pack consists almost entirely of people who have commented on at least one picture of @justbrady.bsky.social without pants on. I don’t make the rules here but knowing is half the battle.
I dreamt about my late wife last night. After a couple of years it doesn’t happen that often anymore, and as a widower I’ve learned that nostalgia can kill, but the world seems a little dimmer in the daylight today.
Welcome to the full Banana Republic treatment
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2mo agoCNN: The DOJ has launched a new criminal investigation into one of Trump's enemies, E. Jean Carroll. The source is telling CNN that the investigation now is focused on whether she committed perjury during her two civil lawsuits against the president.
The longer I stare the less I can tell the difference
for the bluesky finale we’re all gonna wake up in bed with twitter and it will have all been just a dream
Being a widower means never getting random messages like this anymore
My local Wendy’s closed and it’s pretty depressing because that’s the closest relationship I have with a woman these days.
We may have a fundamental misunderstanding of the term “good news”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoAg Secretary Rollins: "The good news -- in just one year alone, we've already moved 4.5 million people off of SNAP. So this idea that once a government program is in place you can never roll it back, President Trump has proven that to be wrong. So we're going to be pulling more and more people off."
If The Shawshank Redemption happened today Andy would have escaped, looked at who is running the country and turned around and gone back through the sewage pipe to his cell.
If you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.
- just brady@justbrady.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.
I feel like I’ve never been closer to completing the EGOT than I am now.
How are thinking going in my neck of the woods today? Incredible.
Here on the meme farm we’re just getting things ready for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social send our way.
Just harvesting memes in anticipation for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social throw onto the timeline
I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
The Kool-Aid Man is a creature made of glass and water yet he can break through a brick wall. He is an abomination and we must stop him at all cost.
"Mr. Met is a raging anti-semite" and "Pope Leo is WEAK on crime" in the same week, we are approaching some kind of posting singularity