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'My castellany of Poissy has not brought me in a sou this year.' Victor Marie Hugo. "Notre Dame de Paris", 1917. Book 5, Chapter 1: 'The Abbot of St.-Martin’s'.
ppl keep leaking classified bat'leth designs on the worf thunder forums
A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY-FIVE COOKIES AT 11:45 PM.
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
calling my ffs surgeon me: hi, I just wanted to confirm my appointment in December front desk person: you don't have an Appointment in December me: (panicking) uh yes I do, I confirmed it them: no you don't me: uh, -- them: you have *surgery*, not an Appointment me: *loading gun* thank you
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Alex Winter@alexwinter.com · 2d agoRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
theguardian.com
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I'm an admirer of 97 Poets of Revachol, but I myself would call my Disco Elysium / Zero Parades homage "Post-Communist Losers Squat on a City Block, and Oh Yeah There's Been a Murder" and I think it'd be a banger
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
Can't get tickets to the guillotining? Did you know we're holding watch parties at 26 locations across the city? Check nyc.gov and see where you and your family can enjoy watching the blood of the impure water the fields of a better New York!
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
Jill Krajewski@jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 3y ago[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
K.C. Mead-Brewer@kcmeadbrewer.com · 3y ago[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
This is a huge marketing opportunity that the WNBA just will not take. Like, say less babe, I’m there lol
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoRiley Gaines: "I went to the WNBA game in Minneapolis. It was a bunch of, like, disgruntled lesbians."
These religious leaders were arrested for protesting ICE. Looks like fascism to me. This was in Vermont
hard discrete q: you can assign one and only one essay/article/chapter of approx 30 pages to a group that wants to discuss the politics of aesthetics (in some sense, today) and has already read The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction. what is it?
OH MY GOD LESBIANS ARE SMILING AT ME IN THIS CAFE IM BSKYPATED
MY TOP FIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES: 1. transgender for everybody 2. the schools will be opened 3. change the climate but in a good way 4. fix all bad things into being good things 5. manhattan project but for arts and sciences