i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

I will not stand for the slander of my beautiful girlfriend The Moon

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

read the phrase "I am on a Bach weekend" and imagined a whole pleasant classical music-based outing before remembering that bachelorette parties exist

I'll make a real process post at some point, but for now sharing a little BTS of our optical glass matte shot. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma's theatrical release is this week, next week for some. See you at the movies!

the battery on my phone isn’t holding a charge very well anymore so i’ll probably need to get a new phone soon. i’ll keep you all posted on the timetable. while i’m not an expert on spiritual matters, my best guess is that you’ll all be reincarnated

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

I’ve been holding back on this so I don’t jinx it, but he’s been with us since Saturday and so far is settling in extremely well, so I think it’s time y’all knew. Meet our new five-and-a-half-month-old supervisor, Virgil, who loves snuggles, being comfy, and chasing his new dad around the backyard.

Counterpoint: We live in a society.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Travel deep enough into the Backrooms and you will find Bjork.

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d ago

Björk in 1996, by Takashi Homma

in roughly 15 years I’m going to switch my professional focus to giving therapy to kids whose parents raised them with AI and I’m going to make enough money to buy San Francisco

Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."

wishda@wishda.bsky.social · 5d ago

The DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.

HOW did it KNOW

Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

OK KO premiered 9 years ago?! Today, the show is not available to stream legally but is being kept alive by a devoted fanbase who I hear from all the time. You guys are the best. Thank you for watching the show!

i dunno how you screw up and don't release a BLADE movie. it's got the lowest barrier to entry of any Marvel movie (guy with sword kills vampires), it doesn't need a huge sfx budget (guy with sword kills vampires) and its univeral theme appeals to everyone (guy with sword kills vampires)

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

Happy 10 Years (and 2 days) Shin Godzilla!

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

not pictured: the Hadestown proshot, which I also really liked #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

In my latest piece, I discuss my love of summer (and all its contradictions), healing from burn-out, navigating my relationship to my own art, and living life when you've mostly lived for your craft You can read it here:

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

On summertime, healing, and living a lot of life in a few short months.

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sugar? 🥁 cane sugar? 🥁 gelatin?

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

After my parents were visiting set for the first time, I asked my dad what he thought. He said “I didnt realize, it’s like you’re building a house, and once an hour good looking people run in and put on a play for five minutes. Then they leave and you go back to construction.”

Alvaro M. Bedoya@bedoyausa.bsky.social · last wk.

People think "Hollywood" is rich and famous. The reality? Film and TV is a national industry. It's a blue collar industry. And it is an industry free fall. My latest for @newrepublic.com on how the Paramount merger would crush blue collar workers who can not afford it newrepublic.com/article/2136...

so much love to @smarshtastic.bsky.social , who is learning so much about the blorbos against her will

just explained a place to Spouse as "like a konbini, but for Spanish-speaking people" because somehow I forgot the word "bodega"