lol at "may"

<Jeff Foxworthy voice> If you're pro public execution but anti-drag show, you just might be a bootlicker.

Me at Urgent Care: Nurse: What are your symptoms? Me: I've got chills... Nurse: Don't -- Me: They're multiplying... Nurse: Stop. Me: (Starts Singing) And I'm losing control... Nurse: Not again. <Entire company of "Grease" comes out and joins in>

Repanicans... is that something?

If you've wondered lately whether Target has done the work to rebuild broken community trust—reader, they are doing the opposite

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

Ralphie May’s Ozempic bits would have been hilarious.

It must be sweeps.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."

Nothing to worry about all good

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."

So we're still doing the chop thing, Atlanta?

Pick 6 Cancer

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

This rain is a pain in my an’

Pee and poop -- the San Diego Padres colors

New sassy ghost

Just look at this family watching... freaks.

Women should never fuck men who don't think we should vote.

lord lift us up where we belong

Do I get the 7-day free trial of MUBI to watch the Pulp documentary? You know I'm going to forget to cancel that before those 7 days are up.

Spackle g-g-g-ghosts

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

No kings, but my nephew who was picked homecoming king.

My new favorite meme is @teorth.bsky.social:

Retweeted by AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ [UNOFFICIAL]@aisafetymem-mir-rt.selfhosted.social · 3w ago

RT @haider1: Mathematician Terence Tao: "we have to slow down AI. the pace is insane, and there's no reason to be this fast — no reason at all" It's amazing how willing we are to change everything without any idea what happens afterward These are extremely nonlinear dynamics

The prom theme in this episode of “Head of the Class” is Woody Allen. 🤔

This is about one thing and one thing alone. Steering our research dollars for cancer, heart disease, and new infectious diseases to Trump’s political allies and friends.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

Breaking News: Federal officials are drafting an executive order that would help cement President Trump’s ability to control billions of dollars in scientific grants funded by the National Institutes of Health.

If you turn off "Never Give Up" by Sia mid-song, are you actually giving up?

Cake is a sandwich

That one episode of “Girls” ruined “Barely Breathing” for me.

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I guess this is why the deep state needs to exist as an idea. Even when they’ve amassed all the power they need to pretend like they’re just outsiders.

Suggesting there's a grand government conspiracy around something hits a little different when YOU'RE THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"