Dave Murphy

@helloimdave.bsky.social

The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.

"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?" "Of course." "Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job." The result:

A box of Frosted Go Blue Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there