Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
Is Cyndi Lauper the Phil Niekro of music in that she uses an eccentric performance quality to deliver consistent results over multiple decades and is unfairly overlooked in the modern game?
Madonna is the Derek Jeter of music. Pretty good I guess, but overrated due to being elevated by a huge marketing machine and absurd to include as one of the all-time greats. Their popularity condemns the public taste of their era.
Let’s drop Vance He’s the worst Catholic A-live
"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?" "Of course." "Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job." The result:
trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there
Don’t like this, don’t care for this at all. Send this creature to hell
Hey can someone still on Twitter ask UPS if they stole my lunch?
EXCLUSIVE Royal Rumble SPOILER for this Saturday… Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
i say this with kindness: do not ever tell me anything ever again
Unfortunately there’s more to being a HC than just running an offense.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Well, this can’t be great…
a woman is sitting in a chair and talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair and talking to another woman .
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Get ready folks, we're taking out AI and evil cops 🤖
Even though I have very little clout, I would like to publicly state that @tapemachines.bsky.social’s substack is great. Totally worth the money and the first installment of their PWI 500, I dunno, retrospective was really wonderful. More people should write about wrestling in their own voices.