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Sure, he won, but at what cost? *checks* Oh significantly less than his loser opponent? Well okay then.
really bad depression day coinciding with planned beach day sucks but such is life, I will hide from the evil sun in my bed
Realizing I’m just gonna be Like This forever and have to live as myself in this stupid mind and body for the next one to fifty years… sobering
why did i have to reach peak life contentment at the moment in my life when the world is the most fucked
“damn I wish they would let a Philip Seymour Hoffman type become a big actor again” [one does and it’s literally just his son] “wait no”
Hot dudes walking down the street in Andersonville with your girlfriends first of all how dare you
this norman conquest show is mediocre af, but it's fun watching Nikolaj C-W and James Norton have a handsome-off, and it's nice to see a medieval historical drama that's set before heraldry and high fashion and all the other late-medieval shit that's the only thing you ever see in movies and TV
i think something just awakened in me
Jackson Crawford@norsebysw.bsky.social · 4d agoOld Frisian is Wikipedia’s article of the day so I thought I would read some of this medieval language from the coast of the Netherlands that is so strikingly close to English. Rolf Bremmer’s Introduction to Old Frisian: amzn.to/4fLHFmm
people act like josh hutcherson reappeared out of nowhere after 15 years of radio silence like Future Man and that one Jenny Nicholson video didn't happen
the one thing the right is right about re: Homer adaptations is that Eric Bana in Troy is unbeatably hot
Any Chicago friends free to house/dog/catsit either of the weekends of Aug. 21-23 or Oct. 1-4? You'd need to stay overnight and take care of a sweet but anxious doggie and a kitty who will steal your food if you don’t lock him in another room first, but we'll pay you ❤️ DM me or Patrick
going back in time to kill Homer so I can stop seeing posts
the em dash is the most stylish and useful punctuation mark we have and the robots will pry it from my cold dead ones
love when people try to sell my dying art form by being like "this popular thing that you probably like is stupid! you should try this thing you probably really don't want to do!"
Unofficial Guardian (UK) Bot@guardian-uk-rss.bsky.social · last wk.I thought Nolan’s Odyssey was an epic bore. If you want Greek myths brought to life, try the thrill of opera!
if there’s anything I would want to drill into the public consciousness it’s that there are almost always like a dozen ways to approach any given problem and some of them will be more effective than others and we have to stop acting like the questions around it are against fixing the issue
fuck the printing press, mankind's greatest invention is the dumpling
A minor but very irritating aspect of the media illiteracy epidemic (and one that I blame largely on MCU and DC movies) is that a lot of people seem to think that simply not being the protagonist or not having a lot of screen time makes a character or the actor playing them inherently inferior
kambole campbell@kambole.bsky.social · last wk.this is nonsense! and kinda insulting!
nothing gives me worse beard envy than knowing Ned Kelly was only 25 when he was executed
why are this summer's only two climate modes "incinerator of a 1920s Manhattan tenement building" and "forboding Baltic chill"
I can't wait for the part of The Odyssey where Matt Damon goes "oh no dude I'm bronzing out!" and then turns to bronze
