Carma just checking in, curiously wondering “wtf is this shit on the skyline?!”
Needle in the HeyBails
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Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
I was gonna skip Dicks this year because my niece gets married the following weekend in yet a different time zone and I may be taking my GF to Raye/Bruno Mars in SF on her birthday. No Chicago fall dates means I may just have to say f it and go.
My rose of Sharon FINALLY started blooming. I planted it two years ago and apparently it took that long to get established. Hopefully next year it looks like a tiny tree instead of a shrub
Say what you want about Chick Fil A’s politics but hot damn they do make some tasty beverages
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
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“Once in awhile you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right” has always resonated with me. I mean, it’s either that or “Never trust a big butt and a smile”.
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
My 14 year old nephew decided he wanted to go to an open jam session and play war Pigs and Paranoid with pros, neither of which he’s ever performed. Now THAT is serious King shit.
she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Bought a permanent campsite and camper today on a quiet lazy river about an hour from home. Couple that with my house and I guess I’m turning into a land baron?
Jfc, Harriett is an absolute UNIT of fluff this time of year.
I will begrudgingly admit that TayTay’s Evermore and Folklore albums are pretty damn good.
Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped into the Top 10 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 42nd consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.
If they live-streamed Jason Kelce partying at the reception and the afties, I’d buy it
Oh you hate me? Have you met me? You don't hate me anywhere close to as much as I do, or for as long. You're an amateur at this, sit down.
Germany got the ball into the net as many times against Paraguay in 120 minutes and 6 rounds of penalty kicks (four) as the United States did in 90 normal minutes
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · last mo.if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
80 degrees and 89% humidity before 9 am can fuck all the way off
Look. At. My. Dog. 🫠 this summer haircut is a winner
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
