spring cleaning, but it's july and it's my reminders app

genuinely curious if there’s an industry whose executives hate their customers more than airlines

putting a “i bought this before elon went crazy” sticker on the trunk of my 1969 el camino

pretty sunset last night; all shot from my front yard

we all agree age and gender discrimination is bad but then when insurance companies are like “m’actuarial tables” we’re suddenly cool with it???

[a company experiencing their normal, excruciatingly long hold times]: we are experiencing longer than normal hold times

happy sunday to my american friends and their remaining fingers

reading ur wife's obituary has got to be one of the most surreal experiences a person can have

lost my wife to illness a week ago developing ai psychosis seems like an improvement at this point

I’m joining the local freak show as the woman made of cheese

After an extraordinarily long and brave battle with her health, we laid my beautiful wife to rest today. Please give your loved ones an extra tight hug for me tonight. ❤️

our devices really know us better than we know ourselves

um not to be a dirty slut but i could go for a hug

after rehoming her a couple years ago, we got a chance to visit with lili yesterday. i think she’s doing ok

wth

Sophia Bush, Actress, One Tree Hill lmao

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if any part of ur story contains the words “dave portnoy” and they aren't immediately followed by the words “was impaled ass-first on a stop sign”, u can be reasonably confident i don’t give a shit

“they really chap my ass” - jim bob’s western wear customer review

One of the VERY FEW things I like about developing on Android vs iOS is that Android has a debugger tool called "adb" which can attach to processes on devices connected via USB. "Why is that useful," I can hear you asking. 🧵 1/3

was just informed by my wife that they use a dremel when women go for a pedicure - then why the FUCK are we using one of these pieces of shit at home

who in Toronto wants 8000 pounds of free Star Trek rocks because TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY readysetrecycle.net/advert/free-...

there is something hilariously ironic about the fact that the US attacked iran and iran managed to come out better for it lmao

get ready for summer with my 2026 summer mixtape - it’s live now! youtube: youtu.be/3uncFUixbw8

JT Smith - 2026 Summer Mixtape | MELODIC HOUSE + MELODIC TECHNO | 2 hour nonstop DJ mix

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annoying all of my baseball friends by calling the regular season the world series group stage until they beat my ass

sorry im late, i was busy calculating how long after my shift started i could roll in without any consequences *jotting down* still too early

[text from Neil's dad] Neil, cut de grass. ty son

booking a funeral for ur wife while she's still alive has got to be the most surreal, most depressing thing i've ever had to experience and i do not wish this upon my worst enemy

IMPORTANT QUESTION, IS A PEPPERONI PIZZA OUT OF A REPLICATOR ON THE ENTERPRISE D VEGAN