Belén Mata
@heybelen.bsky.social
Here to help others. Professional designer and aspiring professional fan of baby goats.
I successfully set up, calibrated, cleaned, calibrated again, and received a perfect product with a brand new printer. Anyway, I'm off to fistfight the gods.
The funniest thing about having satin sheets is how fast getting out of bed happens, willingly or unwillingly. My departure is unexpectedly expedited. I am the Sonic of starting my day at 1 pm.
So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting
One time on my way to get some currywurst, I accidentally drove past the Windows green hills background. So I accidentally found bliss on my way to procure a glizzy.
last night my bff and i moved all the furniture out of her kitchen, and she brought out a rainbow-colored parachute (like the one kids play with in gym class) and we PLAYED PARACHUTE GAMES. we also threw it up in the air and met in the middle and hugged and it was EVERYTHING
Okay but the patio vibes are absolutely bringing it tonight
See, it would be so much funnier if I didn’t have an attentive partner who doesn’t take months to realize that I’ve put several cursed hand puppets into our shared online cart. And it would be so much BETTER if he didn’t purchase them, and then secretly bust them out during a funeral.
needing to go to bed but stealing glances at a comfort rewatch episode of GBBO where both Jũrgen and Giuseppe are present all like
One of my friends and I went to a world-famous, unnamed chocolate store about twice a year for four years. It wasn’t until we had been there at least half a dozen times that we realized the minis in the entrance were NOT freebies. We had just been tearing into them, like mints in a restaurant.
D&D Party: "This is gonna be a tough fight. We need to come up with a plan..." The Wizard:
was taking stock and writing labels for some clothing totes and my pen started running out of ink right when I was writing the word “bikinis”, making it look like a dying man’s hastily-scrawled cave message
Me, smashing my toe beyond measure, immediately bursting into Bright Eyes mode: 🎵 This is the worst day of my life 🎵 Just slammed my foot right in the doorway 🎵
If I’m elected mayor crosswalks will buff pedestrians strength so much that they’ll be able to punch cars into orbit
Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit
Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit
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The death of a perfect pet - you know, “the one?” - is never something you get over. It’s been a year and a half since my girl left. She liked being in water and playing fetch. She was a dog in a cat. But last night, I dreamt I played fetch with her. Today was brighter because of that.
My parents (divorced and estranged - this is relevant) and I have all agreed to do one thing to mess with my brother, who works in IT: We’re all calling it Chat Gippity whenever we speak with him about AI stuff. We’ll see how quickly it takes for him to break.
Now that I have a line of multiple scars going across me, does that mean I’m bisectional?
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
Today in the produce section, I saw a human that looked like a Rob Liefeld drawing (respectfully), and I almost walked into the melons. What a moment to be alive
Every god damn morning I wake up and tell myself, “I’m going to bed early tonight. I don’t care how much fun it was to stay up late.” And then every night, just like Mark Scout to his innie on the camera, my night-owl ass is all “I love fun!! Nothing is bad!! I won’t regret this!!” Aaaaand repeat.
Thank you to this human for letting me learn that Gandalf is technically in Animal Crossing.
Hunter R.@hunter-r.com · last yr.A new video is out now, covering Animal Crossing's town assessment checks and how to create the theoretical best and worst towns possible. Hope you enjoy! After this video, we return to a technical format and cover a project that's been in the works for months. 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyQn...
It turns out when you go to a pride event and you get really warm and accidentally sweat off some of your temp tats, you go from being queer to a confused Mexican (which is perfect, because I am both)
It’s pride. As a queer person that can identify as bi, I guess I’m visible. So I guess I must confess: - I do not sit normally on chairs - I’m not your unicorn - I will actively try to figure out where you got that outfit from. You look so good in it. Go off!!