[guy who only knows one government project voice] getting a lot of “The Manhattan Project” vibes from this…
haven’t been on here in a year do they have groupchats yet
she skeet on my sky til im bl- [BUZZER] she blue on m- [BUZZER] call her sk- [trap door opens]
just saw a vid of a French protestor launch an RPG at police followed by the camera-person going "oh la la, oh la la"
breakfast update: here are breakfasts that my partner made this week
im sort of like oppenheimer in a way (fell asleep while cooking mozzarella sticks and burnt them to what can only be described as their base atomic components)
it’s a constitutional right to read as many posts as you want
who’s the enemy. there’s always an enemy. who do we kill on bluesky
finally, all three pride flags have been hung up, including folds and creases for authenticity
[guy at the bar voice] they let just about anyone in here these days!!!!
everyone is joining today we've got @aklops.bsky.social now LET'S GOOOOOOOO
still haven’t figured out exactly what to do with bluesky yet but i do like telling people im on it
They want you to call orcas killer whales because the empire always wants to slander the rebels. I call them freedom whales.
i’m not ‘woke’ in the sense that i’m actually very very sleepy right now
running and jumping into bed to wake my girlfriend up like a child on christmas morning because another big boat got stuck
cannot imagine a greater instance to strengthen the bonds of skeeters everywhere than big boat stuck
[one hour before going overboard at trader joes] i will not go overboard at trader joes