If I could request one thing of the BTS team it would be more choreography where Hoseok controls Jungkook’s body movements with his hands please and thank you
olivia 🍷🎶
@hobisexually.bsky.social
she/her • 34 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙 loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?
after lolla I really thought I had gotten through the worst of the hoseok tit era and it turned out I was fucking wrong 🤡
I pay for Internet just to suffer
honestly nj loves to be trained by hs so I see no problems here
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the thing about jungkook is that yes he is a full grown man with his own agency and manliness and whatever but also he is DEEPLY babygirl and that's my favorite part about him. Sorry JK. I love your inner Britney.
nothing has ever been more devastating than jungkook going “pika pika” at namjoon
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky (I can’t make it any better than this folks)
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
YOONGI WAS SOAKING IN ALL THE LOVE AS ARMY GOT LOUDER AND LOUDER I'M CRYING 😭
When your hero tells you you were amazing. Nas reshared Joon's story and added his own caption.
a problem I hadn’t foreseen after the euro leg is that now when the army bomb app comes up with that 1 hour notif for the us, my whole stomach falls to my ass and I instantly want to cry because I’m not there??? it’s been two weeks of being back at work can I PLEASE be normal already???
seriously...namjoon meeting this daegu kid...the one who remixed one of namjoon's tracks to audition, the one who has a fire in his eyes...not knowing this would be the one who never leaves...not knowing they'd take a photo with nas together after nas went to their worldwide soldout stadium tour 😭😭
a cramped shared studio. blue walls. a bedroom crammed with bunk beds. friends leaving for good. friends who left but came back. arguments and writing songs together by the han. facing down those who want to tear your dream apart. succeeding. living. yoongi, namjoon ... look how far you've come 🥹
throwing tf up thinking of these two as basically kids having to lead the others in hip hop and how they have spent countless hours talking about their idols, pointing out parts of songs they love, and HERE THEY ARE WITH THE NAS. THE MAN WHO WAS NAMJOON'S BEACON. THE ONE NAMGI ADORE AND RESPECT.
this is such a full circle moment for them and I know we can all feel the weight of it even without them saying anything, but still, the MONEY I would pay to be able to look in their brain during this moment and see what they were both thinking, the nuances in meaning they assign to it. MAN
NO FUCKING WAY
he’s so beautiful I’m gonna have a cry btw
[uarmyhope] Instagram story
I know we don’t share airport things but my algorithm gave me it anyway and hobi immediately replying with “oh if you have to go to the bathroom I have to go too” at jk admitting he needs to pee is unlocking SOMETHING in my brain AND I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT KINK
sex as a coping mechanism I will not be taking any questions at this time
NEW AO3 TAGS DROPPED TAG YOURSELF I’m POTS (like canon I was one of the first people in the US diagnosed LOL)
doing this because that category was horse shit and we all knew it and THEN uploading the statement in korean only. they fully realise their worth and power, what a fucking move
do you think that I can explain being extremely late to work by saying I was too busy paying attention to what songs jungkook is playing this morning
just woke up (very late) only to see exactly one minute of jungkook being live, watch him say goodbye sixty times and now being met with… a black screen while he makes us listen to sad boy music? sure, good morning to me
guys I don’t know if you knew this but I love being bisexual so much (I am also very drunk) (ssshhh)
came out to like ten different people this weekend and currently wearing Hobi’s condom shirt as a dress to a queer festival, I think this is the only way to ignore my “I can’t believe the eurotour is over” feelings
there’s something about… Hoseok being the one to tell Yoongi to lead them… and Yoongi obeying… age hierarchy vs Hoseok’s indomitable dance leader aura…
now why did hobi spring that on him 😭