Disability fakers are the biggest scumbags on the planet. Just the absolute lowest of the low

It's quite an insult to those of us who came up with a single password 30 years ago that still has never been cracked to this day

+TEK@plustek.bsky.social · 2d ago

i don't know how microsoft does it but they made even something as simple as signing in an absolute annoying chore to do no, i don't want to use a fucking passkey. no, i don't want to use my fucking second e-mail to log in. yes, my password please. sheesh.

this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d ago

Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.

Having a hard time completing the second half of this ride, so I’m’a put Endless Fantasy in the earbuds and pretend like I’m that chubby girl with the pizza strapped down to her moped

Chamois cream doesn't do anything for me. In fact it seems to make the pain after the ride worse. Naturally, cycling is one of those hobbies where there's never be any shortage of gimmick-shillers lining up to take your money. And I'm sure there are plenty of guys who jerk off with the stuff too

Ex alcoholic who bottomed out in 2020-21, it's taken 5 years sober to build my finances back to the level they were previously. Interestingly, the original runup took 15 - three times as long - and that was back when the price of everything was half. The Bad Decisions Tax really is that profound.

I was in Chicago's Grant Park when I notice a lady setting up a table and chairs near the fountain. She put out a sign advertising Psychic Readings. I guess I stared too long and she asked if I was waiting for a reading. My response: You're the psychic, you tell me. Her response: Asshole.

AI slop might be regrettable, but genuinely human-conceived slopwords ("oomf", "rizz", "snacc", the suffix "-coded") are infinitely worse

"We'll tax the rich" > yay *vote* couple two tree years later "The rich are too good at hiding their money, we give up" > uh, okay? did you even try? "Nope, we're just gonna tax youse guys instead" > oh

Watch out for that Convalescence it'll get ya every time.

A bar sign in Japan

Considering America as a country has long since sold out on absolutely everything else, maybe we should just throw in the towel and switch to the metric system already. (except for temperature - the celsius scale is dog shit)

Ole Ironball United States, Bureau of Land Management Tract Books, 1800-c. 1955

Feels crazy to write this, but today my new song comes out on my favorite artist's record label. Been bumping Tokyo Machine for over 7 years now; surreal to have a release on his label CHOMPO ❤️🐉 Listen to "Solo" on all platforms :D

I think about PLUS3.WAV a little too often. Here, you can listen to this earworm if you want. 11 kHz, 8-bit WAV file clocking in at 3 minutes and 2 megabytes. Too big for a floppy so it had to come on CD!

Disco Demolition was a huge mistake

lol those are drug test pee cups nigga you can't fool me

everybody who responds to Aaron Rupar posts should be placed in the internet version of one of those memory care villages where the patients don't know that everyone there is trained to prevent them from wandering off into the woods

Catholic mass is a theater production albeit a really boring one. Just the same though, the house is packed full of gays.

Stuart Pearson Wright (British, born 1975) "Middlesbrough", 2019. Oil on Linen, 42 × 30 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

In the old days people came on Fark to argue over Kelly comics. In 2026 people come on Bluesky to argue over Kelly comics

Stan Kelly@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com

And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that

Everything You Know Is Wrong

YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic

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Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

I wanna be a quality control tester for teflon. Specifically I wanna be the guy who licks teflon all day to make sure it rolls off the tongue properly.

New Youtube upload: "Warlord - Cotton Clouds" - a 47kb Amiga ProTracker .mod I wrote for the Vammala Party 2026 that happened this weekend. Ranked 1st in the tracked music compo 🎶🪙☁️ youtu.be/dXeMBeSj1bY #chiptune #protracker #trackermodule #trackedmusic #amiga

Warlord - Cotton Clouds (2026, Amiga .mod / ProTracker)

YouTube video by Warlord ^ Armagon / Benediction / phObos team

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Important historical question: did they sell an index that strapped to your visor?

The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦@thehobo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dog with Ball in the Clouds, 2024 by Vitalii Medved Ukraina born contemporary artist. Ink and white gel pen on tone | 29.7 x 21 cm. The artist uses scratchboard / ink technique with high contrast on brown kraft paper, with clouds and a crumpled paper ball to give it a surreal, dreamy feel. #art

"immature" was a cutting insult in the 90's. you were a kid you got called that by your cousin or your sister, it was like, damn that shit stings.