DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin
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The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Upper Peninsula, Michigan.
I dropped a soft treat and stepped on it. It stuck to my foot and I was unable to walk for a good long minute. I’m not sure I wanna talk about it yet. 
For a moment, put aside the fact that the slush fund gives Trump & sons immunity from tax fraud. But he keeps calling January 6 “a rally”. • Five people died • 140+ police officers assaulted • Capitol attacked to stop the peaceful transfer of power So let’s ask the obvious: Whose side is he on?
🧵We have until 11:59 Pm MDT tonight (10:59 Pm PDT, 0:59 Am CDT, 1:59 Am EDT) to submit comments on the proposal to remove the 10 mile boundary excluding mineral, gas, and oil extraction surrounding Chaco Culture Historical National Park in New Mexico. The proposal would not authorize drilling...
We’re going global fam! 😭 😭 Best day ever.
BREAKING: A Nevada federal judge has granted my Motion to Dismiss in the case of Kash Patel vs. Jim Stewartson. I’d like to commend the judge for including “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” in his ruling. Thanks to all for your support. 🇺🇸
We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.
Jimothy the racoon from Seattle keeps getting spotted
I did guard the bucket when you wandered off, but it was boring and it took you a long time to come back, so I went to sleep.
Hey Michigan folks — it kinda seems like this should matter
Of course my undercarriage is wet. How else am I going to get the sand to stick to me?
I do not want to go on a walk. I wanted to stay home and sleep. You go. I’ll nap here.
Well, the air quality is not great, but the sunsets have been awesome!
This is the most pure John Oliver bait I've seen in a minute.
Facing federal science budget cuts, biologist Daniel Blumstein resorted to uploading marmot videos to OnlyFans to raise funds for his marmot research. However, when he uploaded his driver’s license for verification, OnlyFans informed him that his appearance didn’t match the marmots in the videos.
You were right. Broccoli does taste better when you grow it and pick it yourself.
You were right. Broccoli does taste better when you grow it and pick it yourself.
It’s sort of staggering that someone with a background as troubling as GOP Rep. Max Miller hasn’t gotten more attention from political media. #OH07 www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Assault, misogyny, verbal threats: Records detail new allegations against Rep. Max Miller
Police reports and filings in a bitter custody dispute raise new questions about the conduct of an Ohio Republican as he campaigns for a third term.
motherjones.com
Calling it a spa day, doesn’t make it so. It was agony.
#KYSpecialElection Hey Everyone Here's a great idea Join me in tagging @govandybeshear.bsky.social Governor Andy Beshear Tell him Hey Governor Try announcing you want a special election for Mitch McConnell's Senate seat Let's see what those Republicans will do .. Where's Mitch?
That’s a fun memory that popped up… 16 years ago a group of us rode our bikes from Seattle to San Francisco down the coast in 15 days.
But because we're still something like an open democracy, we have a moment to act that no other country in this situation has ever had, as far as I know. And the method of potentially stopping this is what we're best at. WE NEED TO CALL OUR MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. www.patreon.com/LOLGOPStudio...
Yes, I’m in front of the fan so I can share with you the joy of the delicious funk that covers me from the dead bird in which I rolled. You looked like you needed cheering up.