Jaissle looks like he'd be pretty handy in a rumble. I wonder if he'll keep Graeme Jones on the staff? I like Graeme. #NUFC
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argentina's president javier milei looks like a drunk '70s comedian who does racist jokes at working men's clubs.
i prefer pepsi to coke because they set fire to michael jackson's head that time and it made me laugh.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18.
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kerry ✨@kschwenky.bsky.social · 2w ago
Thumbs up if you're glad Spain won the World Cup. 🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻
looking forward to cankle manbaby handing over that big gold trophy
Thank goodness that's over. #NUFC v Bristol City in ten days time and normal service resumes. Howay the lads. 🖤🤍✊🏻
Thumbs up if you're glad Spain won the World Cup. 🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻
Madonna is crying for Argentina rn. Or she’s doing that vampire transfusion thing with the blood of the BTS kids. Either way, she’s having an interesting afternoon.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS..!!! GÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓLLL..!!! 🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻🇪🇸✊🏻🇵🇸✊🏻
This Argentina performance makes Tommy Tuchel's tactics and substitutions in the semi seem even more baffling than previously thought. If Gordon had stayed on, Saka made an appearance and England kept pressing them there's no way Argentina would've coped with that.
Making people take Cucurella's side says a lot about what a cunt Lionel Messi is.
i think a clockwork orange would be a good muppet movie. who would be alex though..? 🤔
Tobias Wilson-Bates@phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 2w agoMuppets Canterbury Tales when?
If this goes to a penalty shoot out both sides should have to pick a muppet to take one of their penalties.
i just followed count binface and his follower count ticked over from 70k to 70.1k before my very eyes, which was rather satisfying.
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
update: my whole head has turned inside out from cringe.
horrowfide@horrowfide.bsky.social · 2w agoi think i fractured my cheekbone from cringing. #halftimeshow
i think i fractured my cheekbone from cringing. #halftimeshow