Gretchen
@wokkax3.bsky.social
Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
day not going great, just got put on a paper towel limit for the whole rest of the week
There was a butterfly in the house! Hoomins took it outside
the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera
Was feeling a little down, so decided to work from bed today and then decided the rats were going to join me and I’m much better now.
I can think of worse things to spend 5 billion on. GMAFB Mamdani May Need to Find $5 Billion More a Year for Free Child Care www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/n...
Mamdani May Need to Find $5 Billion More a Year for Free Child Care (Gift Article)
A new report by the Center for New York City Affairs projected that a child care system for all children under 5 could cost the city about $9 billion a year.
nytimes.com
I’ve always loved cop shows. I’ve never wanted to actually be a cop. But I have so many fictional role models. Talkin to you, Claudette Wyms from The Shield.
Goodnight. It's gonna be a long week. Find something to love, and fight for it 💜 🪶 🐣
goodnight 🐣 🪶
Your Prince Charming has come to save you
I can’t be sure, but I think I may have started perimenopause like an hour and a half ago and I want to scream
We finally got the squirrel off of the craps table.
You can pry my pre-rolls from my cold dead hands
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
This Ruby-throated Hummingbird pose makes me think of a teeny tiny penguin.
I’ve always loved cop shows. I’ve never wanted to actually be a cop. But I have so many fictional role models. Talkin to you, Claudette Wyms from The Shield.
TWO (2) I REPEAT TWO BIG MEN CUDDLING IN THE BOX THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REMAIN CALM
Panty hose is seriously the most ridiculous shit I could come up with. You’d think at minimum it would let you get away with not shaving your legs, but no. Those leg hairs poke through.
At least you didn’t have to suffer the indignities and expense of having to wear skirted suits with pantyhose on a daily basis. In the 80s, we wore long skirts (calf-length) and knee high hose in the summer. I kept running shoes and socks in office to walk on concrete outside.
Anyone who has worked with domestic violence victims know the answer to this is too often yes.
I think about this everyday it's like someone who was used to writing beer ads went sober
1988 Motts Clamato Commercial
YouTube video by The Scott Family Archives
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I haven’t worn an underwire bra since early Covid. I’m never giving up the semi-floppy lifestyle
You could name the most successful grocery chain on earth “Don’t Forget Your Reusable Bags” and guess what, it ain’t gonna matter a lick because I am forgetting the heck outta them bad boys.