my daughter has been telling me an intense story about she and her friend built an eflaxinator so they could eflaxinate things. at no point has it become clear what an enflaxinator is or if eflaxination is positive or negative
this is ridiculous! he’s gone too far. he’s renaming small british villages now.
i would consider myself unhealthily online and even so, everytime i open this app someone is like “wow the discourse around the gilmore girls wiki ai revelations is super disappointing” and im like what
the learn to draw disney characters book isn’t going well for me
hi i’m a small business owner trying to launch a new product and need some advertising advice. is it bad if everyone calls your product “pervert glasses” and severely castigates all who show interest in purchasing said product? thanks in advance for your input!
utterly sick of these unserious joke candidates making a mockery of our electoral system. good luck to binface though!
Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 4mo ago🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage
@wrestleme.bsky.social my partner just got me tickets for wrestle me live 2026 but when i mentioned everyone was going to the pub afterwards she said “can you imagine?” anyway see you at the show!!
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
daily show senior correspondents waiting for the applause to die down
#mixtape is just single player, narrative, hipster mario party. this is a positive review
can’t believe there was something fishy with the vetting of someone who has been commonly referred to as “the prince of darkness” since i was a child
film idea. 6th die hard film called “gruber? die hardly knew her.” i only have the title
unless the new series is set in 1980s soho, this is a bad product name
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
the fun thing about the insidious intertwining of politics and business is that every now and again a proper bastard you’d sort of forgot about pops up like jason at the end of friday the 13th 1
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 8mo agoCountries that do not embrace AI could be ‘left behind’, says OpenAI’s George Osborne
huge breakthrough from the food scientists at rowntree’s
halogen headlights so blinding light, people can’t spot when you’re rudely flashing them. this is the bmw driver’s lament
if you’ve been revved up enough by gbeebies to draw an england flag on a mini roundabout should it kill you to do a good job?
keith, i’ve got some magic beans i’d love to explore finding a use for in ur gov. call me - good rates!
(juliette lewis voice) IF I LIVED IN SHREWS-BUH-RY THEY’D CALL ME CADFAEL
tv pitch: stephen graham goes on holiday, has a nice time and doesn’t suppress overwhelming sobs in a close up.
68 is a weirdly specific number. are we to assume that we know the identity of this unusually fertile old man?
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2y agoRFK JR: Our fertility is dropping dramatically. Teenagers in this country have the same testosterone levels as 68 year old men