When she boutta "drip drip drop"

Awful D&D spell idea of the day: Testicular Gravity Everyone within a 20 meter radius of the spell suddenly realizes their testicles now weigh alot more (Note: They do not increase in size shape or density etc etc.. (theyr just heavier)) They have to deal with it until the spell fades in 24hrs

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Canadian Tokusatsu Donald@rangerdonald.bsky.social · 1h ago

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Anyways,

DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL@crtpixel.bsky.social · 3h ago

Anyways,

my little pony magic cards

Waiting for a plumber be like: I'll be here this day between 1am and 32pm... Sit by the door please 🫡 Waiting for a carpenter be like: I'll be there sometime between this and next month 🫩 Waiting for a landscaper be like: We will get to it this seasons? Be prepared to take off the next 3 months!

You've no idea how hard I would preeeee if this became a thing

Intrepid Tautog@intrepidtautog.bsky.social · 10h ago

Go outside? WHY? I've got outside at home lol At least in Elden Ring you have respawns 🫠🤌

Arron Automata@arrontk.bsky.social · 10h ago

“Your next task is to go outside.” Gamers:

Here are my rankings for EVERY mainline Mario Kart game from worst to best! I already know a few of my placements won’t go over well with some people, but just remember that this is all for fun and these are just the opinions of a weirdo who wears a stack of hats on his head.

The full extent of my Warhammer 40k knowledge: Though both look like Mega Man's Gymrat cousin Guy on the left smokes cigars while the guy on the right is religious - They are not the same

HumbleDad - Art@humbledadgames.bsky.social · yesterday

I will refuse all lore and information given to me and just draw things Tune in next week for; Warren Hammer! The power armored furniture mover And... Robot Face skeleton dude! The terminators little brother who's gotta clean the green goop gun factory or something lol

I have an insane socialmedia art bait project idea There's A LOT of IPs I know zero about because I'm just a dad, I'm busy yo Me randomly drawing some character doing whatever seems right to me cuz I know fuckall bout em and then watching the IP purista crash out

Always weird when my skeets or replies breach containment and I get like Questionnairey commentary? Like, ain't nothing coming at me hot cuz I don't do hot takes but.. Y'all might need to read 2 or 3 responses above me to get the context lol Reading the skeet doesnt always explain the skeet 🫡

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Been experimenting with the SOTN sprite style. It's a lot of fun #pixelart

No. I'll never stop beating it

Cheap Ass Gamer@cheapassgamer.com · 2d ago

Get The Same Trade In Credit As a Working Controller When You Trade In a Broken Controller via GameStop. Ends August 15th. Trade In Values: https://ow.ly/oe6F50ZvZRS #ad

Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev

I'm kinda saddened by the mtg ? set. It's feels as if, this coulda been the best nostalgia set ever (Like MOM Aftermath but good) But it will likely only be sold on the secondary grift economy for an intense markup 🫠

Hannibal Buress Says Wack

ALT: Hannibal Buress Says Wack

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POV, the MTG "control" player outside the LGS wondering why nobody ever plays a second game with him:

pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · 2d ago

Daren the Lion from the Infamous D.A.R.E program served his time and he's BACK! With the new Font & Logo Generator based on everyone's favorite Drug Abuse Resistance Education program from the 90's:

Remember that episode when:

pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Bluey Font & Logo Generator has gotten a complete overhaul! Subtitle area added, new background options, refined text and spacing, logo color toggle - also did we mention all the new custom merch you can order of your design? pixelframe.design/bluey/

I love MTG callbacks Fun fact: Blor the Impervious is a callback to Impervious Greatwurm as they both have Impervious in the name ~~~~🌟"The more you know dot gif"

Random ass website... Did you know "The Beekeeper" was a hidden banger film!? - yes, yes I did, it's really good, glad to hear it's getting a sequel in 2027. I will watch that too 🫡

Hell yeah, got my buddy to transfer a better PC into my old favorite shell Behold @soysaucebeast.bsky.social "The Unit" No glitz, no glam, no RGB gamer lights Just fat donkin fans and an ass ton of USB ports 🫡

Because I'm fucking insane and like to rage when I can get one shot by a sneezing turtle....... My 9 Vigor-Mortis build 🫡

Samurai Pizza Cats! Coming to Blu-ray from gorgeously remastered film & recreated titling. The Japanese version subbed will come later. You thought another company had it? Great timing for their convention banner that isn't for Blu-rays kept this one secret.

I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.

Cleaning toilets to the beats of Datsik 🫠🤘 This song gives me a gangsta ass Naruto vibe to the beat of some grungy dubstep - like Mayor Apeshit (vocals) could be arrogant ass Sasuke talkin shit lol (ya know, if Sasuke weren't a punk bitch (COME AT ME FICTIONAL CHILD))

August Promo Sky 🫡 #PromoSky #ImFollowingATrendOrSomeShit Things I don't: (Things I white girl "can't even") - 🚫 politics - 🚫 drama - 🚫 AI "art" Things I do: - Game indie and retro mostly - Stream indie and retro games - Watch anime - Play MTG - Draw/paint - Simp artists - You 😏🫵 Checkit👇

Unrelated side tangent Superman was cool, super girl was cool but when is James Gunn gunna make a movie about the super daughter A-Ko 🤔?? Peer pressure no pressure Make a Project A-Ko movie you cowards

HumbleDad - Art@humbledadgames.bsky.social · 4d ago

Just woke up, random thought With "Ghost in the Shell" coming back, I wonder if "Appleseed" will ever come back? - in the realm of Mecha cyberpunk action drama, Appleseed usually got slept on in favor of Ghost and I feel like that's a shame