CRITICALLY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS UCF FOOTBALL WILL SELL PRETZEL SWORDS THIS YEAR
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Dejan now is the leading scoring forward for the Sounders in 2026. #ebfg
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
✍️ Seattle Sounders have reportedly signed Sporting Kansas City and Serbia Striker Dejan Joveljić according to Fabrizio Romano. According to the journalist the deal is worth $6m with a fee. Joveljić is currently en route to Seattle for a medical exam.
The announcers probably freak out a little bit since they have no idea who Seattle will start, let alone ever heard of any of them. #ebfg
A quick trophy update as we head into the weekend… #UpTheBridges
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The irony is, if we had not sold half the players from the last 2 seasons, the GM would be getting praises (presumably) for depth and at least average match results. Coaches probably as well. However... #ebfg
Llarian@llarian.net · last wk.This is a legitimately dangerous MLS team. Add a keeper and, like, a USL player and you have a playoff caliber roster. Too bad none of them are available...
Fans leaving early again. At this rate should get charged for just 1/2 a game since now stays for a full match. #ebfg
I don't care if they called it a foul, that's what I want to see out of you DeRo. Command your space. #ebfg
The pool of folks to take the free tickets is running dry. Gotta pump the "this one's on us" campaign somehow. For the record, as a STH that has seen rising prices for years, while attendance declines, it us very much "this one's on me" since I'm the one paying for it. #ebfg
Lobbing Scorchers@lobbingscorchers.com · 2w ago🐀 A rat has taken over the supporters section at an MLS match! The now secured rodent was attempting to watch the Seattle Sounders play Austin FC at Lumen Field.
Pretty sure "break" is one the words marketing would've told the social team to avoid.
Sounders FC@soundersfc.com · 2w agoLevel at the break.
Been saying this for a long time, as long as our current #10 position has been played by the same person. #ebfg
Sounder at Heart@sounderatheart.com · 2w agoThe number of passing sequences where the Sounders seem to have no idea what each other are trying to do is maddening.
That's no moon! It's a fully operational battlestation!
Xploshi@xploshi.bsky.social · 2w agothe Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
Nouhou had him boxed out, then kicked it into Thomas' hands. Dude is a great 1v1 defender, but lord knows not much else. Total liability otherwise.
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