2020 be like

Dyne@dynewulf.itch.io · 19h ago

I sure love *washes hands* cooking. I'm making really *washes hands* good use of my *washes hands* smoker. Tonight we *washes hands* will eat well *washes hands*. The hubby better be *washes hands* happy with the meal I'm preparing. *washes hands*

🎶Mowin' the lawn, Mowin' the lawn🎶

Playboy magazine was sort of Twitter before Twitter because you went there to jack off and had to be subjected to a think piece about how Albert Speer was a tragic figure in between pictures of coochie

The odds that someone with the AOL username Bonerlord in 2003 has gone on to get a Ph.D are actually quite high

Lagoogoo Doll@matchbox30.bsky.social · 4d ago

That's DOCTOR Bonerlord to you bub

I've never seen Avatar the Last Airbender, but {Mark Zukoberg}, someone go do something with that

Only one man could and that man is Chester A. Arthur

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Bessent: "President Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton could not have imagined the economy that we would have created. It is the envy of the world."

(Musk-ishlly*) Interesting

ae@aelkus.bsky.social · last wk.

She logs on, checks what people are doing, posts a nasty comment or two, and then logs off. She finds it amusing, has heard from the influencer accounts that she follows that Stancil is a Bad Person, and is not interested enough to verify for herself. It's also a soap opera for her.

Hope they talked about MEN'S RIGHTS!

wargen@funeralpig.bsky.social · 2w ago

last night we let the 4 Skins talk

Rethinking my stance on freeing Willy

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w ago

Scientists have now documented two instances of killer whales ramming into prey so hard that it explodes into little fishy pieces, a new behavior for a species known for smashing into human boats and playing with its food. Read more: https://wapo.st/4hsxxRN

The thing is, MMA would be cool if an old Chinese guy with magic powers showed up and kicked everybody's ass, but that hasn't happened so it sucks

A horrible thought has taken hold of me

Lagoogoo Doll@matchbox30.bsky.social · 2w ago

They're putting gelatine in my piss today

too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier.

Seems like a lot of people saw “The Odyssey”, but the only “Odd I See” are women with blue hair on college campuses

X-man who has the power to see into the future but only if he's holding a food item with the corresponding expiration date

An experience that would be best described as Odenkirkian

Many people don’t know that Christopher Nolan’s “the odyssey” is based on the timeless classic “dude, where’s my car?”

Not a good week for guys named Graham

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

They should invent a TV remote that changes the channels but also let's you adjust the volume

I'd eat all of this, except the tongue and head skewer

Anna 🌿👁️@annacwebs.bsky.social · 4w ago

...................................................................if i speak

Damn what happened all my Graham Platner meme coins...

Kimchi on a bratwurst is far superior to sauerkraut

Great moments in U.S. History.

The vibes are kinda wierd, anybody else notice this?

That’s why I’m eating $80 pancakes and you’re watching from the other side of protective glass,

100 likes and I will make this my new profile photo

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last mo.

Knicks just lost 10,000 aura points.

Lawful evil: DoorDashing Benihana

Barack Cobain Obama