my daughter says there should be a robot dog that pisses and shits like a real dog

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 11h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

There's a lot to like here but I wanna call out his ability to keep speaking without missing a beat when the microphone falls over, I would've immediately trainwrecked

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8h ago

El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"

I’m planning to make at least ten contradicting sweeping proclamations tonight

Daniel Suitor@danielsuitor.com · 21h ago

hey guys maybe chill out about drawing conclusions about a state with notoriously bouncy county-by-county results before even 40% of the votes are in

the freeballin’ bob dylan

I have listened to Sufjan's Illinois a thousand times and Michigan like. Twice. Is that normal

got far enough into this current simpsons rewatch to see my favorite scene in the entire show. some of the funniest animation they've ever done and dan castellaneta's gutteral "ow... OWWWWWWWWWWWW" wrecks me every time

“What if you weren’t a violent piece of shit. What if you weren’t an asshole.” Revolutionary thinking

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3d ago

Monty Roberts, a celebrated horse trainer and best-selling author, whose humane, nonviolent methods for training wild and untamed horses were adopted by several generations of equestrian professionals, died on Friday at his home in Solvang, Calif. He was 91.

How do I explain to my daughter that the Ringo songs are the worst ones

I think people might be getting a little too genuinely angry with this column series

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Sublime by Sublime has been selling steadily since release and just crossed 10 million copies this year

Y’all spend too much time talking about Hormuz Strait when you should be spending time with George Strait

my soul vibrates at a resonant frequency whenever Big Jim does the rounds

Jamie McKelvie@mckelvie.bsky.social · 3d ago

Showing mum Big Jim's Big Boozy Bike Trip, as she hasn't seen it before. youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...

It's pretty infuriating that Trump is denying disaster aid to Oregon for political reasons and I have barely heard anything about it, while Biden was falsely accused of doing the exact same thing to North Carolina and millions of people believed that

mental load bearing post, it keeps me from despair

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I guess my hot take is that people who say this as a hot take should be exiled to The Wastes

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

1985 introduced sexual predator, n-word, crack house, private equity fund, and anime. all around bad year

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

i will return to discussion of the only text that matters to me. (moby dick).

Erik Hane@erikhane.bsky.social · last wk.

I don't know how to say this in a way that isn't snotty: if you are changing your writing intentionally to sound "not like AI" or whatever, I think extremely little of your craft. This is simply not a problem or a consideration for an even moderately developed writer www.wired.com/story/more-t...

The Breaking Bad one is good and everyone else trying to ape it does bad

Joshua Rivera@jmrivera.bsky.social · last wk.

Also for HATER WEEK at @aftermath.site I wrote about my pet peeve: opening in media res! everyone does it now! Stop! aftermath.site/death-to-beg...

(looking around nervously) Oh you guys have really really strong opinions about The Odyssey? Uhhh yeah, me too. STRONG opinions. Always have, in fact (takes the longest sip of a drink in history)

(Joni Mitchell voice) They paved parking lot, put up a children’s home

Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · 2w ago

I feel like the way of dealing with such behaviour is to look these people right in the eye and say, very gently, "You think your right to park matters more than homes these children?" Then when they reply just repeat it with slightly different emphasis.

D’you think Troy Jackson has considered how funny it would be if he got a Nazi tattoo and revealed it in a couple weeks

isn’t posting uncited statistics from a Twitter post an NFT guy generated with ChatGPT just chartposting but worse

Crowsa Luxemburg@quendergeer.bsky.social · 2w ago

chart for dinner

Some very normal responses to a bit of cheeky fun in the paper

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

The hill I will die on: Breakfast cereal is for babies – I eat salad in the mornings, like a grownup | Jacq Kelly

The emperor’s bare ass has been swinging in our faces for years, how do you not go mad

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2w ago

The most radicalizing thing about this era is listening to the most powerful people in the world speak about any subject whatsoever. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ec...

I will no longer be drinking Oi Ocha green tea, even though so much is happening these days and it makes sense to take a break for green tea

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2w ago

Generational aura loss

Last month my kid’s favorite song was Humpty Dumpty. This month it’s this