Iain Bancarz 🇨🇦

@iainrb.bsky.social

Fights cancer with computers in Toronto, Canada. Fan of SF, cinema and various sports. Sort of an ominous robed figure pointing and saying "BEWARE" in a hoarse voice every time AI is mentioned. 🇨🇦/🇬🇧 citizen. Parent, husband, cat servant. He/him.

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

RIDER OF ROHAN: I'm telling you, near as I can tell, those little fuckers broke the walls of Isengard with their bare hands. We found two of 'em sitting having breakfast in the ruins, and there are no-one else but trees.

If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …

your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors

If somebody came to one of my writing classes with a novel about a “24-year-old wunderkind” on Wall Street called Leopold Aschenbrenner who graduated from Columbia aged 19, looked and dressed exactly like this, and crashed the stock market, I’d advise them to tone it down a bit

Tony Tassell@tonytassell.bsky.social · 6d ago

Quote in this story: “The real question is how did anyone invest so much money, and then lend so much money, to a . . . kid with no personal experience and no infrastructure?” as.ft.com/r/5f7537a7-0...

They were stealing what now? This isn't a "nerds will be nerds" thing. I have a PhD in computer science. I've spent most of my life in very nerdy spaces. My response to "I stole some breast milk" is "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 6d ago

Ah yes, the classic gamer tragedy: Blizzard stops letting weirdo game developers from stealing breast milk from nursing mothers, adds a Jimothy pet option, and suddenly the universe is collapsing and they are unable to enjoy a playing.

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Say what you may about the breast milk brotherhood but those guys were apparently holding back a tidal wave of unfunny millennial women taking complete control of this franchise. Look at this dawg we are never getting anything cool from blizzard ever again

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As @jacklyttle.bsky.social has highlighted in his Discord, a repeat of I, Claudius is starting on BBC4 tonight. I’ve also noticed it’s up on BBC iPlayer in its entirety too. It’s a masterpiece. Even though it’s studio-bound and feels like a play (maybe even because of it), it still feels epic.

I pretty much never post about my job on here, but we're hiring soon and I'm sure there are people in my network who would be interested. I'm a Principal Scientist at a small startup in Cambridge, MA called XGenomes. We're building a brand-new DNA sequencing technology!

This. Story arcs are fine, but what about space and time? Where are these people? How are they moving? Both within a scene (position of bodies in a fight) and between scenes (journeying from location A to B)? Games need to get this right. Some expensive film productions have got it very wrong!

Roger Giner-Sorolla@rogerthegs.bsky.social · last wk.

But seriously, you can trace the failure of things like Rings of Power and Star Wars VII-IX to a screenwriting culture that deals in beats, arcs and puzzlebox reveals, rather than working with the inherent logic of strategy and action scenes - for which game design is a better teacher.

I once knew a guy who insisted the Guernsey model was a good template for Scotland. What is Guernsey, you may ask? It's a small island in the English Channel. I have family there. It's lovely. But its setup of "protectorate of country 100x bigger which is scarcely aware it exists" would not scale.

Dennis Lytton@dennislytton.bsky.social · last wk.

At *best* COFA is a protectorate status for tiny micro-states too isolated for tourism or big industry. For which we have residual post WWII moral obligations. In reality their affairs, of all but the most local issues, are dictated by Washington. COFA, IMHO, is not a scalable or just arrangement.

Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance

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I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin dressed as a noir detective, saying "Yeah. That's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye."