“I can’t stand Lorraine, against my window…”
Name your fav mondegreen or misheard lyric.
Ian Malcolm
@ianmalcolm.bsky.social
Melbourne-based writer, editor and proofreader for books, publications and web. Game designer from Star Wars on NES to Need For Speed: Shift on iOS, with dozens of titles in between. Bass, uke and low whistle player. Unrepentant folkie.
“I can’t stand Lorraine, against my window…”
Name your fav mondegreen or misheard lyric.
My second #BandcampFriday pickup is Bird Hide, a dose of dreamy, trancelike jazz-tronic flute ambience from Jak (aka Jem and Kent), half of which is Bluesky's own @kentparkskeet.bsky.social. This one is going straight to the "laid-back late afternoon to late evening" pile. So damn fine. 😎
Bird Hide, by Jem and Kent
8 track album
jakflute.bandcamp.com
I've streamed tracks from this album before it was complete, but was waiting til it was done before nabbing the lot, so hello #BandcampFriday. Tony is a sonic wizard, scoring the #HeartOfNeon documentary amongst many other musical goodies, and is well worth checking out. 😎
It’s done. PRIMAL SERENITY is finished and streaming early on Bandcamp - a full month or two before the wider release. If you’ve supported my music, this early window is for you... tonylongworth.bandcamp.com/album/primal... #NewMusic #BandcampExclusive #NeoClassical #DarkAmbient #PrimalSerenity
This just popped up in my timeline and... I do believe that's yours truly being quoted. 😉
"The feedback we were getting from Acclaim was ‘Remove this shop name’, ‘This is not good’, or ‘We don’t understand this one.’ To the point where in the end, there’s a shop in there called Humour Gap" www.timeextension.com/features/fla...
Downplay a book or movie: Pretty Safe Business
Downplay a book or movie: Medium
Thoughts on AI A 🧵. 1/n One reason why generative AI and LLMs provoke such antipathy & anger despite the powers that be desperateoly shoving it down our throats as if we were geese primed for foie gras whether it be defeatist politicians or slick techno-mercenaries, cosplaying as 'visionaries'...
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no popular science fiction or fantasy. #filmsky 🎥
Grosse Pointe Blank Baby
Alt: Scene from Grosse Pointe Blank where Martin Blank (John Cusack) has a moment whilst starring at a baby.
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no popular science fiction or fantasy as Bluesky is full of uncultured nerds #filmsky 🎥
On yet another cold and grey Melbourne morning, this unexpected news has filled me with absolute joy-a-reno! 😎 #ThimbleweedPark
Thimbleweed Park 2
Ron Gilbert's often incoherent and bitter ramblings about the Game Industry
grumpygamer.com
Welp, unlike everyone posting on here about amusing/annoying moments when the AusAlert test went off (apparently), neither mine nor my partner's mobile went off, no message, so that's a bit of a system failure then. 🤷♂️ (Current smartphones, Telstra SIMs, 13 kms from CBD with no coverage issues.)
The Japanese drag-racing commentator doing a Howard Cosell impression in 'Better Off Dead'.
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched An unintentionally Rik Mayall-heavy week: - Patchy, disappointing doco. - Is it wrong I prefer this to Spinal Tap? - Showed my teens, they loved it. (And dags.) - Delightful, made me mourn the "people's poet" over again. #FilmSky #movies
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲 • Scorsese's best since 2004. • Dreary crimer with eccentric characters. • Amateurish early Emily Blunt - watched for Sam Neill. • Sweet flick about chicken-out suiciders. Watched for Sam. #letterboxd #FilmSky #MovieSky #Films #Movies
You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case?
You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case?
A few photos taken tonight aboard the Puffing Billy “train of lights” (a 2.5-hour return journey along historic narrow-gauge track aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest). #Melbourne #DandenongRanges
Tonight we did the excellent Puffing Billy “train of lights” (2.5-hour return journey along historic narrow-gauge track aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest). Swirling patterns and neon train as we passed over an old wooden trestle bridge was quite trippy! #Melbourne
@davidpocock.bsky.social @davidshoebridge.bsky.social Australia should implement moratoriums on the construction of data centres. Nothing should be permitted until the full impacts are examined and community attitudes explored and fully recorded. @edhusicmp.bsky.social
“We have no choice but to address the challenges created by these massive facilities,” New York’s governor Kathy Hochul said. The executive order will pause construction for one year. www.wired.com/story/new-yo...
Sarah Martin rubbishes Barnaby’s China conspiracy theory on Telstra’s outage & points to the real issue “Telstra was privatised”🎯 “Telstra has fundamentally failed in its obligations to the country, coz it has no obligations to the country, only obligations to shareholders” 💥
Maybe Metallica were the good guys all along... 🤔 #FuckGenAI
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If a monument was ever dedicated to me, I'm pretty sure it would be known as The Statue of Limitations.
Follow me and the first thing I see is that you trade in hours of AI video and ambience and it's a block. Not to my door. Generative AI is a planet-killing theft engine hollow of lived experience. The bubble will burst, but that's not why we oppose it, we refuse AI because it's morally bankrupt.
Went to my local Farrell’s Bookshop in Mornington on the day of my release and they totally spoiled me! Love Your Bookshop and appreciate your indie because they’re the best and kindest people ❤️ Amazon could never! 😅 ‘Shakespeare in the Orchard’ out now www.farrells.com.au/shop/shakesp...
My mum was in an Arcare facility almost two years before passing last year, and while I have nothing but praise for the actual day-to-day staff, we had repeated fights with management early on to remove bullshit charges for additional services she couldn't utilise, like those noted in this article.
Australian aged care firm accused in class action of charging residents for high teas and classes they couldn’t use
Arcare says it is unable to comment on the federal court case in which it is alleged it illegally charged fees
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Did Sony contract brain-worms? The last week or so has been a non-stop montage of punching themselves repeatedly in the face and groin. #PhysicalMedia #FuckGenAI
Kjell Nilsson, The Lord Humungus in "Mad Max 2", went out into the Wastelands yesterday, aged 76.
Came out of a gig at the Northcote Theatre tonight (the Reg Mombassa/Peter O'Doherty 50th anniversary incarnation of Mental As Anything - so much fun) to find it was now somewhat misty and only 8°C. Took this shot as I wandered the back streets looking for my car... #Melbourne #photography
What went right this week: the good news that matters A vaccine ‘almost eliminated’ a type of cancer, the green economy surged, and London’s beavers solved a flooding problem, plus more good news. #GoodNews www.positive.news/society/good...
What went right this week: the good news that matters
A vaccine ‘almost eliminated’ a type of cancer, the green economy surged, and London’s beavers solved a flooding problem, plus more good news
positive.news
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula. (I feel like I did a similar pic a year ago, but hey, if it ain’t broke… 😉)
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Bit of a rarity this, the official video for 'Shotgun Wedding', closing track of the 1987 debut album by Weddings, Parties, Anything, 'Scorn of the Women'. Bonus rarity points for it being a track with Dave Steel on lead vocals, rather than Mick. It's a definite mood.
Weddings Parties Anything - Shotgun Wedding (official music video)
YouTube video by Brazen Upstarts
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