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JARED GOFF
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Michigan born, West Virginia raised, back in the land of Jared Goff. Go Herd
Windows Bay swept the Emmys. Phenomenal show. Perfect mix of fear and farce. The creator wrote the pilot 18 years ago. Never give up!
‘WIDOWS BAY’ has won Best Writing for a Comedy Series at the Emmys. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins26
Stephen Root has won Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘WIDOWS BAY’ at the Emmys.
Just remember, Rahm Emanuel’s brother is the one responsible for McAfee being on your tv right now.
Didn’t have Bob Kraft getting Macklemore kicked off of Ed Sheeran’s tour on the bingo card but 2026 will keep on 2026ing.
The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year
Nate Tice@natetice.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Giants 90% 3rd down conversion rate (9/10) would be tied for the 2nd-highest by an NFL team in a game since 2000. Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
You GO @atrupar.com !! Flagging his ass EVERYDAY 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I put all $5000 of my Trump midterm bucks on Ohio State today after seeing Ted Cruz on College Gameday.
Oh hey remember how Gameday’s longtime producer is no longer on the show I wonder why lol
Holy fuck game day has Ted Cruz on. What a sellout this fucking show has become. Shame on you @espn.com Wait, the crowd started a “Ted you suck” chant. But it died off real quick.
so youre in favor of trans kids playing high school sports? “i find it absolutely disgusting and weird how obsessed you are with children’s genitals. but yes, i believe children should be allowed to play high school sports, a thing that has been happening for decades without issue or controversy”
but people have concerns “none of the people i talk to ever bring this up, just republicans and the journalists like you who regurgitate any republican attack in an attempt to both-sides an election”
andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question”
Listen to him laughing about the cheating. As if he’s kidding. But of course he’s not kidding. He’d gladly let everyone in that room go to jail if it saved his pathetic skin.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
@sporcle.bsky.social you guys had a trivia question tonight asking what author first used “gossip” as a transitive verb. There is no universe in which the person who did so would be considered an “author.” Do better.
Insane that we've gone from A.J. Hawk being non-evil Clay Matthews to Clay Matthews being non-evil A.J. Hawk
“behind blue eyes” by limp bizkit (2003)
A reminder that former VP candidate Tim Walz is an actual human. But we’re stuck with that weirdo operative of Peter Thiel.
Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov · 6d ago40% more kids are eating breakfast and 15% more are eating lunch since we launched free school meals in Minnesota. Now we’re making sure 100% of kids eat their broccoli.
they had possibly kind of a significant moment and made him look like a teletubby
Tinky Winky Waving in Teletubbies Field
ALT: Tinky Winky Waving in Teletubbies Field
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For anyone wondering about the cozy relationship the Ellisons have with the President and his family and how that relationship is driving and economically profiting from this merger. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Jared Kushner – and three Arab monarchies – are at the heart of the Paramount-WBD bid | Mohamad Bazzi
The president’s son-in-law is once again at the center of an international business deal that will require administration approval
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