in1tiate 🏳️⚧️
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she/her/hers // 24 // TMA // solo gamedev/writer // detective fiction enthusiast // posts may be nsfw // http://in1tia.te.it // 5yrs HRT // ffxiv alt: @setsxiv.bsky.social ♥ @lazyplague.itch.io ♥
my least opsec compatible take is that i like it when there are logs. i like being able to peruse information and messages from the past
this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way
Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterdayThey still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
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the best part of the you control the buttons you press tweet is that doom eternal might be the single most you do not control the buttons you press game ever made that’s why it has both a lot of haters and a passionate defensive fanbase
Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
been watching defunctland in the background lately and why does every disney ride rebrand look like this
they hate me for my nuanced understanding of gender and my funny posts
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
what neurotypicals think happens when you have to take a pill every day
The person behind the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet liberals/radlibs love is just a paid advertiser for gambling now. that’s so fuckin funny man
Shrek@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · last wk.Most of them don't have the sponsorship disclosed but yeah
if we're all done with the obviously wrong "gender and sex are separate" can we address the "gender spectrum" next
POV: you're about to see the most egregiously misogynistic sneering self-important unearned confidence dressed up in fake progressive language you've ever seen in your entire life
If you've got even an ounce of a soul in your body, you don't touch anything by ModRetro. It's too intrinsically linked to Palmer Luckey and his cohorts. I know the vast majority of you haven't and won't, but it's always worth a fresh reminder.
Bucket Mouse@mousebitelabs.bsky.social · last wk.The chintzy-looking M64 clone console of the N64 by a company named ModRetro has been released, I think, I don't pay attention that closely to shit. But as the great @frankcifaldi.bsky.social posted before, it is our civic duty to push back against this company and shun ANYONE who doesn't.
the humiliation rituals continue as i am forced to give my information to a chatbot in order to apply to a retail job
sorry sometimes i go repost my old bangers because i think i'm very funny
