Executive Transexual (Handler) weirdo transexual (hound)

My thoughts on Hasan Piker? Any day, any time, any pawsition. Hasan, do you fw trans girls? I'm not talking LA trannies that got the same face as Kim Kardashian. I'm talking that Deep South Central Florida swamp dog bussy. You think you can handle this shit? You ready to ride this dragon?

“Call or dial this five digit number to save today—“ Wrong. Phone numbers less than seven digits should be reserved for the elderly. Less numbers to remember should be the reward for a lifetime of the expectation of availability which comes with Phone

Putting together my whole domme outfit to be a mean mommy and getting pinned down & chewed until I’m a mess because I forgot domme breaking is one of her kinks

i've been thinking about this take all day. obviously this man doesn't understand his own religion, but of course this is a victory for the lamb, that's why its so fucking hot

an evil fae with a side of getting your back blown out

hey, who hasn’t wished to be a beautiful woman’s pretty doll before?

anyway

It’s uniquely satisfying to domme someone who could otherwise overpower you were they not so reduced to a needy thing.

"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot.

trans women are so awesome, what do you mean someone has a shop site with exactly two items on it for sale: a home electrolysis device and a thinkpad nubbin chastity cage

Subtly clocking I’ve walked into a Lynchian demiplane on my way home by the sudden presence of intermittently flashing electric blue light & an incongruously dressed stranger krumping in slow motion

once again a vigorous workout and touching grass has fixed me

post-2020 every time I see a NSFW artist stop updating indefinitely without purging their account, I assume death.

T4T couple named goofus and gallant

being a tranny right now is like someone asks you if you’re ok and you look up from en dot wikipedia dot org slash wiki slash Jauhar and you’re like yeah i guess i’ve been better but im managing

feels good to only ever be the side piece, even to other trans women. doesn’t have any kind of net negative effect

Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?

why are these girls doing that to pumpkins? why can’t they just go out and find a nice girl that they can cut a hole in and fuck

starting hormones and moving to the pacific northwest wont solve all ur problems but it will give u home field advantage so u can start working on all ur problems

I love collage

Me and who

i rarely have nostalgia for childhood but we watched Garfield & the Suicide Machine as a family every arbor day. my sisters & i would spend the whole next week doing bad impressions of nermal & odie & jon’s death rattles until our mom threatened us with the tenderizer mallet. good times, good times.

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4d ago

the invitation (2017) by incase

you. transgender woman getting into warhammer 40k. two paths lie ahead of you. you can either get into a xenos faction and fantasize heavily about getting sexually violated by them, or you can make everyone really uncomfortable by showing off your historically accurate german army themed death korps

the Temple Grandin hug machine but it also jams a maxed out hitachi wand into my crotch

I’m so fucking hot it’s not even fair 😈

“i’m not milf! i’m not milf!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into the natural progression of my own aging

My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online

unangbangkay@unangbangkay.bsky.social · last yr.

deep-fried low effort fake ads that someone slapped together to take up space and amuse themselves and their colleagues knowing 90% of players don't care or notice are so much better than anything automated