Phylogenetic Relict
@inderus.bsky.social
Just another queer writer who happens to be on AO3 (infernalia). Possibly a cephalopod. AuDHD as the day is long to your standard blind cave fish. Flexin' on 'em by knowing how to parallel park without cameras.
One day Big Weather will stop driving a nail behind my right eyeball.
Just at a specific seltzer high courtesy of THC mixed into those little bitches and am thinking really hard about my intensely researched desert dwelling mammals that I've taken traits from for Vulcans. They're all cute as shit and could kill me. Well, usually. Hate them (no).
with the power of audhd on my side, I can tell you all kinds of things with astronomical levels of cuntiness
shaking The Characters in a duct-taped tornado bottle for enrichment
Lowkey love a passing dunk on the shadier parts of the 'Fleet when writing lol
Tips and tricks to suppress your inner demons: crank music up in your car, scream-sing, ride with your window down regardless of weather. If you can, go somewhere you can go fast.
Woke up this morning to see my two cats--who are classified as super seniors--, lounging outside my door. My door is upstairs. It requires a climb of 13 steps. Super seniors my left ass cheek.
When I'm done with this fic, I am posting a playlist with it and the REAL playlist which is a monster too.
I tried to copy down a code no less than four times (once written, thrice verbal reading while writing) and got it wrong every single time. It was six characters. I transposed three. WHY.
I actually need to write today instead of zoning out into Pokopia in lowkey despair. I have built cute houses though.
I have had "self-isolating because I'm feeling like a huge cunt" disease for the past 48 hours and, reader, it's bad.
There are so many donations happening right now that the site has crashed.
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
In light of recent losses, instead of the word game, I would ask that you please do something kind for another person today 🤍
I love writing, but I don't love being paralyzed over it
I feel like this time of year is a lowkey nightmare for many folks: school, seasonal shifts, 900 million birthdays...
Rolling up to the local beauty store this past weekend in a black "I Had Potential" science pun tee, black linen shorts, and a navy blue "Mystery Flesh Pit National Park" cap was probably the peak nonbinary queer behavior of all time.
If I had a nickel for every time I wrote characters being nasty on the other end of the line with the caller being unaware, I would have some number of nickels my dyscalculia-ridden ass couldn't type or say correctly the first time.
TIL or rather suspected and confirmed that my skin is too velvety in texture, which makes any kind of touchpad or phone screen a fucking nightmare when trying to use them without undue pressure. Electronic fingerprints? Forget it.
September is Deaf Awareness Month. It's also the anniversary of the TOS classic "Amok Time." To celebrate both, i just ordered test prints for shirts and stickers. ✌🏻
"Amok Time" premiered September 15, 1967. With September being Deaf Awareness Month, I'm gonna teach you how to sign a version of "Fuck or Die" in American Sign Language. It's a combination of 3 signs "Fuck", "Die/Dead", & "Which." 🖖🏻🤟🏻
I can't keep having epiphanies at this age. Those lil bitches are gonna do me in.
How much does the quartermaster on the Enterprise want to quit I wonder
I have a problem and the problem is just looking at ominous signage and adding: yeah, if you're a coward.