why are people shocked the "it's illegal to fuck heterosexually" movie is about masking mandates. it's like the number two thing it would be after "mormon cyberpunk"

my personal opinion is that the kitty films OVA versions of how LOGH characters look is How They Canonically Look but also i feel like if they ever did a western adaptation the only viable alternative is for everyone look like they're from Hark! A Vagrant

every empire scene in logh is just reinhard or ruenthal or mittermeyer: it's a crisis! what do we do... oberstein: we should do the obvious correct thing that advances our goals the lads: he could be lying. and evil oberstein: i'm not. any time you wanna do the obvious correct thing let me know

i'm one of the sex precogs they make in batch tanks. i'm bald and have sorrowful eyes and translucent skin. whenever i have a sex vision i mutter a pained and languished "nice"

hate working here at the government tattoo studio where we make the tattoos that magically detect PIV sex and nothing else

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 8h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

not "nonbinary" as in "third thing", or "nonbinary" as in "first or second thing but secret", but "nonbinary" as in "my situation is 'non' of your 'bi'siness and there's 'nary' a thing for you to do about it 🖕🖕"

sometimes people are like Well which of the two ways of non-binary are we talking about. And well, you see, that's the thing,

i think i need to finally sell my small library of public admin books i read for my masters degree so i can afford to get IT certification

i love when ebay sellers try to put a 'real' photo (like shitty camera quality on a kitchen counter or w/e) of the product but it is the exact same photo all three people listing the product are using, which lets you know all three are completely fake

Beautiful Blank Spaces is a long overdue collection of my watercolor maps, featuring 18 different terrain vignettes, at letter size, in both color and black and white hexgrid versions, ready to power your next campaign, world building project, or quiet year session.

shel kahn@portablecity.bsky.social · yesterday

Something very pretty is launching as part of this @rpgtrader.bsky.social Maps bundle! Go wishlist a huge discount on a bunch of fun digital map assets, including my set of 18 unlabeled maps, Beautiful Blank Spaces:

lmao

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

This checks out: If you watched Moral Orel when you were 14, you are now right around the age at which people typically get their first divorce.

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

I cannot believe they already put this guy in a video game.

my jaw was on the floor. my ass was on the edge of my seat. my legs were akimbo. my nose was in a book. one foot was in the door and the other was in my mouth. my left hand was washing the right. my right hand didn't know what the other was doing. my ears were to the ground. and my eyes were up here

i started writing a new song while working on that Reverie drawing & it fits his vibe pretty well imo

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"How much time each day do you think of Morgan?" "...Right before I fall asleep...sometimes in the middle of my bath...or when I'm eating...I would say that I /stop/ thinking about Morgan several times a day."

"10K" https://bonequest.com/10000

florida is a state where im like "oh man Machine Girl is gonna be playing in [city], i could probably drive there...!" only to check the map and realize you can't, because that city is in fact 450 miles away and would be a 7-8 hour drive each way

yeah me too buddy

Neither Sun Tzu nor Clausewitz have much to say about becoming sexually obsessed with one’s enemy, which seems to happen quite a lot these days

SECRET TIP: You can rub Tiger Balm on your hips and ass to make your hips and ass feel like they're covered in mouthwash, with no other apparent benefits

commisar-general it is absolutely vital our ship's weapons systems be manned by unkempt perverts (♀️)