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@infiniteishq.bsky.social

♾️ ♥️ ♾️ 🐚The in between, before my soul meets the sea.🌊 Mondegreens & musings. 🐙 Specialities: absurdities & fripperies 🪸The grandeur of disillusionment & debacles. 🦞 You have nothing better to do than read this, huh? 🦀 Not your cup of tea, trust me. 🍵🫖

Clickbait clickbait How merry are we… Looking at your devious Ridiculously written AI headlines? You fool me A million times Make me read halfway through & once I find out I’ve been had & fooled I will laugh at myself For falling for you & your trickery too… Sung to the tune of “Inchworm”

The light captures our eye and the buds not quite open, keep us guessing, but THAT castle lets our minds wander into the mystical. This redwood snag has some stories to tell and I would love to sit and listen. I hope you all have the day you want and need 🩵✌️

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Good morning! 🌞 ☕️ 🐫 It’s finally mid-week. I don’t know why, but do you feel it too that the last few days feel like the longest days ever?! I’ve found that I’m basically turning into my mom - cranky & complain-y about teeny things. 🫩 I’m now into my elderly stage… 🎶 Intro (Extended) - The Xx 🎶

1: Holy turdnuckets barfman, what’s there yonder? 2: Wtf? Lol. 😆 1: You laugh, but behind you is a werewolf ready to give your female cooked lobster fleshy woman a purple nurple claw! 2: Ugh. 😑 No. You’re freaking me out with your weird ass imagery. Just…no. 1: Okay, I no share my ice cream. 🍨👹