FauxNewdAlt
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*ALT TEXTS* pfp: black/white cat face bp: black/brown/white dog face ~reskeets & deskeets~
Fuck it, Halloween starts right now and runs through February 15th. You're welcome.
Bluesky is definitely playing favorites when I see more moots on other moots' feeds than my own.
Morning everyone. *makes coffee and fires up the griddle* How you like your eggs?
My granddad races pigeons and in all his time he never beaten any..
printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
please stop replying “skill issue” on all my posts
"The closest distance between two points is always between your legs" -My cat Finn as he trips my ass up in the dark.
bought several decorative soaps yesterday, and I feel like a new person
leave my comfort zone? but “comfort” is literally right there in the name
Pacific Sunrise Mazatlan. Fishermen are out, probably been there all night. Beautiful morning. Mazatlan, Mexico. tapestry.tommyfarnsworth.com
Sunrise Over the Lagoon Jungle across the road from where we lived. Mazatlan, Mexico tapestry.tommyfarnsworth.com #panorama #nature
You mean to tell me we're on a whole different month? When did that happen!?
Living well is the best revenge, but a guillotine is a very close second.
Negan gazing intently at every minute detail of that painting, then deciding that overall it still definitely looked like boobies and taking the painting with him 🤌
If there's one thing that can unite us, it's candy corn in August.
Sad
Alt: Pablo Escobar looking sad and the words, "Now, We Wait" below.
static.klipy.com
*checking box to be an organ donor Me: yes pls make sure a nice person gets my vagina DMV clerk:
There must be somewhere I can be alone. *searches “Nobody near me”