THE MIGHTY LORD ON HIGH AND HIS HIS PRECIOUS BEAUTIFUL OFFSPRING BABY JESUS HAVE DEPOSITED MY BODY ON EARTH LIKE AN EGG TO DESTROY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Infinite Sexy Marriage
@infinitesexy.bsky.social
Holiness in your hole ✨ I cut up religious abstinence books and make homoerotic collages with them. (This page is for adults)
ANTIFA FORCED ME TO SUCCUMB TO PORNOGRAPHY AND SIN
ETHEL OFFERED TESTIMONY TO MY CONGREGATION THAT MY PENIS MEMBER IS CURSED BY A DEMON, AND THAT IS WHY MY WIFE'S "CRAB CASSEROLE" IS DRY
Not a lot of people know this but Link is a born again christian, it never really comes across in the games. Constantly proselytizing to anyone within earshot that's why he doesn't have a speaking role
Minnesotan Kaiju@whisperingpines.bsky.social · last wk.I would like a Zelda game where the player character has a personality
BIBLICALLY PASSING GAS UNDER A HEAVY MOUND OF MANY BLANKETS
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
ANTIFA FORCED ME TO SUCCUMB TO PORNOGRAPHY AND SIN
SADLY I WILL NO LONGER BE PREACHING GOD'S HOLY WORD AT THE ED SHEERAN LOOP TOUR
"ANAL" (REAR-ENTRY) IS NOT BIBLICAL UNLESS YOU PRAY THROUGHOUT!!!
MY GAY SON TYLER OBSESSION WITH PALLETS? SAID ITS "FREE PALLETS TIME"? ???
