could we get some movement on this, I know we don't all have a lot of money but if we repost it, someone who does might be able to spare some and it's needed badly

Sarah Connor voice: on August 4th, 2026, at 12:44 am Eastern Time, the Obamafier was first turned on. At 12:47 it gained sentience. At 12:53 it began its attack. Within hours, 95% of earth was Obama.

marlo@marlo.ooo · 2d ago

the internet is fun sometimes

I think I'm going to astral project myself into the universe where LeVar Burton got picked to host jeopardy. See you in a little while!

born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ken Jennings leaves behind dance moves that he likely learned from Elon Musk, the missionary position, and a game show that died when Alex Trebek did

It will be worse than this! Most websites will be forced to ask you to send your ID to a third party surveillance service, adding a credit card won't be enough for most. Bluesky asks for your *social security number* if you live in Texas now, due to this shit. Call in, and kill it.

Eromancer@eromancer.bsky.social · 3d ago

This will be the US if the SCREEN Act passes. Call your Senators before August 5 and tell them that you oppose the SCREEN Act, KOSA, and the KIDS Act. Use the official lookup tool at www.senate.gov/senators/sen... to find yours by state.

Is it a coincidence that "law" is "war" backwards with the 'r' changed to 'l'? Probably, but nevertheless... Also this thread and Kathryn Tewson's grandmother rule. 😁

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 3d ago

Depositions Have Not Changed, Part II

"Trans people aren't a monolith!" trans CULTURE isn't a monolith, but trans people are, in fact, monoliths we are solid obsidian cuboid machines whose sides extend in the precise ratio of 1 : 4 : 9 (12 : 22 : 32) we are ancient, communicate by radio, and capable of faster than light travel

Holy shit! "Shortly after, she traveled to an area on the coast with a group of men impersonating trans women, according to The Guardian, and had them play soccer while she filmed them in order to mock trans women." And she's crying now?!

Just had a first: saw an unusual bird on the ground, roughly Cardinal-sized and darkly streaked with a thick bill. Saw it start begging and something blue flashed through my bin's fov faster than I could see. Ah, a juvenile! Of a Bluebird? But the bill was wrong... Looked around for Mom...

O’Neal helped purge me & all the other Black full-time staff columnists at the Post Opinion Section. I challenged his move to fire me in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk killing. And he testified against me in June. We are expecting an arbitration ruling soon. Convenient time for him to quit.

Natalie Korach@nataliekorach.bsky.social · 5d ago

New: Washington Post Opinion editor Adam O’Neal is leaving, he announced in an internal memo Friday

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

Portable chemical toilet service called "Let Them Shite"

Littlehawk In Flames@bizarroland.bsky.social · 3w ago

Name your novelty business by bastardizing a famous quote I'll start: An arts and craft store called "I'll Bead Back"

Good idea if you're in Texas. Drown out the death threats!

Mizz Mya 🚫👑 🧂🧊@graves13.bsky.social · last wk.

Call his office and let him know he needs to for no for US. (202) 224-3121

Today's daily reminder that the UAE is currently engaged in a genocide in Sudan using weapons they receive from the US and money they receive from our tourism dollars, and every celebrity who lives or vacations in Dubai or Abu Dhabi is knowingly funding it.

i block myself, i want you to block me when i'm online i want you to ignore me i mute myself, i want you to mute me i post my thoughts, i want you to report me i don't know anything else, when i think about skeets, i block myself

Give me 4 versions of you Animal lover, dork, zelda player and mom

dave to the k@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · last wk.

Give me 4 versions of you. A caretaker, a goofball, a weirdo, trouble.

My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.

Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:

Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault

A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."

thehandbasket.co

This is what anti trans people talking about trans medicine sounds like to trans people. Same liars. Same lies.

Alicia Ault@aliciaault.bsky.social · 2w ago

CDC has updated its vaccine safety pages. Now says: "The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism' is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism." Whoa #EpiSky #pediatrics #NeuroSky #PsychSky