a short list of reasons not to trust the daniel … (🧵1/94)

you better think about me

I was supposed to make my pills for the week last night, but I fell asleep on the couch early and didn’t take last nights pills at all. I guess we’re gonna feel what that feels like today.

“what do normies do? get smoothies or something?” - magic man

I use your love as a man burns a candle, burns it away, to light his steps.

does anyone know where i can go to get a medically induced coma for the next month or two?

just cause i think something don’t make it true

meow

everyone please send good healing vibes to @amirakiss.bsky.social who is having big mouth bone problems that are taking over her life rn

sometimes

all truth is profound

Poor impulse control as an aesthetic

knuckle tats: tira misu

the urge to quit my job and live off my 401k for a while is so strong this week

party with my tears

i told myself i was gonna go on a 30 day t break but today has sucked so i went to the smoke shop and bought a bunch more 🤪

i want only your abandon

everyone say hi to thistle

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

electronic musicians that insist on running a dawless setup are legit annoying

i was struggling with SI today and didn’t want to deal with it so i slept for 8 hours straight. now it’s 9 pm and i probably won’t be able to sleep all night because i slept so much today 😭

This is obviously old, but krissy’s phone is broken and she can’t get on Bluesky to talk to the only tolerable people in her life. If a few people can spare $10, it could go a long way to getting her a working phone. 💸💕

itty bitty fairy@krissywrites.northsky.social · 3mo ago

Today is my birthday! If you would like to help me exist, I would absolutely love and appreciate that so much! ko-fi.com/krissynina However, if you’d prefer, please use my birthday as an excuse to go and tip or donate to someone else in need! Let’s spread all the kindness we can. ❤️❤️

circumstanceship

save me, gigantic plate of bbq

i give myself very good advice but i never seem to take it

my brain is so mean sometimes 😔

we have arrived

i got this ✨

wishing you all the best sleep of your lives tonight. goodnight 😴

i’ve got a whole laundry list of complaints, but my life is still pretty dang amazing.