✨🌯 jamie
@glitterburrito.bsky.social
the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who podcasts bama alum, ATLien https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
automating (or attempting to) creative work turned out bad, the way man’s attempt to reanimate the dead always turns out.
Thank you, Brother Mannie. Congregants, please open your hymnals -
Lest we forget, it’s the three year anniversary of the Montgomery Brawl. Please toss your hats in the air, swim fully clothed, and knock someone’s lights out who deserves it to commemorate Fade In The Water Day.
really starting to understand those folks who train themselves to run on all 4s
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
I lowkey think that trying out / being a practice squad member for the ATL women’s football team would fix something in me
*putting my roster into a bluesky group chat* dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Simply do not understand this new definition of film criticism where your opinion counts less the more you know about the source material.
who the hell is out here searching for apartments or houses by minimum price?
the woke cabal wants you to believe you should be SLOW. that self esteem comes from somewhere other than PRODUCTIVITY. apparently, being type a is illegal now.
Did the tortoise win though, or is that what the lamestream media wants you to think /s
about to change my slack status and email signature to “it’s like everyone forgot the toroise won”
every time I do the Pamela Anderson messy updo something in me levels up a lil
another favor: casting networks (like linkedin for actors) now connects your insta, so if one would like to pad the stats a little www.instagram.com/jamiekirsten...
life is a party n sometimes you’re the piñata and sometimes you’re the stick
In the 90s and 00s, churches invested millions in youth group, creating a parallel universe for christian teenagers to grow up in and, eventually, change the world. That was the plan anyway. What happened? My first cover story for @sojo.net.
French Vanilla is the superior vanilla flavoring, no further evidence need be submitted
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
there’s agents of the state using cameras to stalk and harass women and there’s generative video being used to make public content that fetishizes women and they arrested a woman for driving to another state to get an abortion because they had enough data, so if I seem cagey, well -
How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against its Critics
How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against its Critics
Agency says its surveillance program searches for threats to agents, but critics see free-speech infringements.
wsj.com
Lincoln and I have invented Detroit Dracula, which is a vampire that’s a SoundCloud rapper who calls himself “Baby Drac” and once killed a guy street racing