Trey

@internettrey.bsky.social

Doofey has returned 🎉🎉 Loggins and occasional barbs: https://linktr.ee/treyirby

I definitely haven't been the biggest fan of Ospreay nonsense as of late but this is absolutely the Ospreay nonsense my stupid ass loves. Goddamn, these crazy people. 🤼

Howling that Will Ospreay, a month before the biggest match of his life, a match he presumably needs to be healthy for, tells Mark Davis "Oi, cut me up, bruv!" 🤼

I’ve volunteered at food pantries and you sometimes get people upset to see someone in a nice car using a food pantry and I need to completely assure you that the person with the nice car actually is in need of that food because people who aren’t in need do not pretend to need food

“The new rom-com ONE NIGHT ONLY opens this weekend, and it’s set in a Christian America where only married people can have sex. Folks, as a political satire of the current moment this one makes Nate Bargatze’s THE BREADWINNER look like Tomás Gutiérrez Alea’s MEMORIES OF UNDERDEVELOPMENT”

Dennis Miller doing Weekend Update

i have the best news, everyone. Chancleta has won every single election tonight, with approximately 99.8% of the vote. it gets better: you all did such a great job for him that he's decided any more elections in the future would only be pale imitations. so we're not going to have those anymore!

an orange and white cat sits proudly on a blue rug