"This thing that someone made looks just like this other thing" so what man??? Like actually so what? Why should I care

[note: only announce if share prices go this low] $115: Moon factories powered by robots $100: Every Tesla capable of launching blue shells $85: Optimus to be capable of sensual love $60: Paying X users will get live unicorn $45: Marvelous proof of P = NP too small to fit in earnings report

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モリガンさん #Darkstalkers #格ゲーキャラ描こうぜ

So it’s comics accurate then

Hemlock@gaypnw.bsky.social · 20h ago

“X-men 97 is just fetish fanfic” is a real thing I just read?

Maria Ushiromiya if she lived another seven years

I keep seeing horny transfems named cherry on this app and i keep having to remind myself the nasb one is somehow cis

man Krabs really got Squidward just standing there taking orders and that’s it. Don’t got him washing dishes or waiting tables or nothing

[to the tune of Smoke on the Water] Rock by the water

so is there like a collective term for tokusatsu heroes in suits like, tokusatsu is the genre of the show, what are the GUYS called

this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way

Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterday

They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.

saw an H-game called Starbreed that has Star Fox gameplay and dating sim mechanics. it appears that absolutely everyone in the game has a dick which may be the one reason I don’t give it a shot

reminder : digital id laws will enable harassment campaigns from rich sickos that will make this look tame

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · last wk.

The case involved deliveries of live cockroaches, a funeral wreath, a book about surviving the loss of a spouse, and a bloody pig mask to the home of a couple who run a news website.

a second indie game has left early access right after I stop being off work (Mistria tomorrow)

Like many WarioWare characters, Ashley has said something to the effect of her parents not being around much, and people have extrapolated that into some pretty wild territory. Would be kinda funny if one game she was like youtu.be/3d1PoSz6xYw?...

my dad is fuckin' awesome

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I do feel that people are exaggerating how big people used to draw Frisk’s boobs in 2016. But that’s for the best.

every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]

never stopped and thought about how funny it is that playstation all-stars battle royale has fat princess on the cover. fat princess is, in fact, the only female character on the ntsc/pal cover of playstation all-stars battle royale. what a time capsule

The Silent was lowkey fraudulent in that trailer, didn’t even get Phrog Parasite to split

I thought “people who scold you for not calling her Birdetta” was a myth tbh

Mario shipping’s some funny shit, a game’ll have hearts in the air around Yoshi and Birdo and someone will get mad about that

I keep forgetting 5-Volt is not single. Why haven’t we seen Mr. Volt lol

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giving Slay the Spire 2 a negative review because the trailer misled me about how little The Silent covers her feet