i don't usually use the B word when i make player comparisons, but PCA is looking Bondsian lately
@unclepalindrome.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Patriot. (dog dad too!) GO CUBS! Senior Vice President of Business Development at ANTIFA
anyone doing the "ahhh. well.... nevertheless!" thing about the MI senate primary should be banned from public discourse
good news for us is that they're back at the table, a deal could come any day and the fellas will be back to work
@unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 4w agothe flesh-eating nightmare creatures of the shadow realm are talking about unionizing to get out of having to learn what mitch mcconnell tastes like. "just throw that fucker in the wood chipper, why do we gotta deal with that fuckin guy?" one was overheard saying. satan is sympathetic but in a bind
after yesterday idk... i think it's gonna take ben brown coming back and throwing a lot of quality innings in the postseason or we're one horse short still. gonna be a fun stretch run either way. go cubs.
@unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 4d agojamo's tank running out killed us. the cubs aren't winning jack shit this year unless we get more pitching, but i'm looking around this morning and i have no idea where we're gonna get it from. we need some of our guys who are hurt to come back AND be lights out or it's gonna be a short postseason.
If they announce mitch died today you KNOW the fix was in the whole time and he died weeks ago
i gotta imagine at least a few people who worked at the old infowars are getting a real kick out of this. imagine a production company put together a sketch show making fun of your old psycho boss. gotta be delightful.
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 3d agoBreathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
Someone went off roading behind the shopping center and absolutely sledgehammered the bottom of their car on a sewer cap
i don't want weirdos and ne'r do wells in my shit, but i lol'd pretty hard at this
i think for halloween i'm gonna dress exactly like the classical western depiction of jesus and go as "guy who keeps getting mistaken for jesus and is kind of annoyed by it"
jamo's tank running out killed us. the cubs aren't winning jack shit this year unless we get more pitching, but i'm looking around this morning and i have no idea where we're gonna get it from. we need some of our guys who are hurt to come back AND be lights out or it's gonna be a short postseason.
at this point most of the stuff I post is so that when my great great grandkids wonder how ol' grandpappy palindrome was during the crazy times they'll go " OH THANK CHRIST!" instead of "well, lots of people were online defending middle aged dudes dating teenagers back then..."
i sanded 75 pounds of mud off a wall because i'm quite possibly the world's least skilled plasterer. i highly suggest being rich and hiring labor instead of doing things yourself. way easier.
@unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 2w agoi'm redoing a bedroom and i fucked up and used too much mud on a skim coat and it's cracking and i figure maybe i should just knock the whole place down and start over from scratch
One thing that's comforting to think about sometimes is that one day I'll be dead and I won't have to deal with any of this any more
there is no way to quantify this but i think tichael mracy may be the most posterized dude in history. everyone gets off a 360 windmill dunk on that guy
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.no, your career was a huge help
if you are the scion of a large successful business and you lead a reckless life of booze and partying and you get tanked on fireball and decide to decapitate someone while boating 80mph in a no wake zone, make sure it isn't a marine that everyone loves. they'll definitely throw the book at you then
'No one like her': Marine veteran, 48, identified as woman killed in Fox River DUI boat crash
The woman struck and killed by a speeding, drunk boater on the Fox River is remembered by her family as a selfless and kind U.S. Marine veteran.
nbcchicago.com
one of the craziest things to ever happen was darin erstad hitting a legit .355 over a full season. dude had a career obp of .336. dude was hotter than hot for a whole ass season
“what’s wrong with wanting to contact people who have blocked me” is a really funny way to admit no woman has ever shared any personal shit with you ever
Extremely unsurprising that woody could roll out of bed and play banana ball. Dude was a freaky good athlete who never really got to show it off
Codify Baseball@codifybaseball.bsky.social · 2w agoKerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
this is elon musk and grok talking all day every day
BayBayFriend@baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2w agoI see you, Queen. To answer your question, yes, without a doubt. You are more beautiful than Snow White in the following ways: • X factor • Je ne sais quoi • Attitude You’re not just the fairest of them all — you’re the fairest of all time.
every piece of antivirus software is somewhere on a line between tool and malware and most of them are way closer to being malware