A Miserable Little Pile of Leah
@itsleah.bsky.social
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade. “A sunlight-averse goblin” -@fmruin.bsky.social
Now when it’s all over, you say “oh, what a lovely tea party!”
Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP.
I also doordashed the burger king dragon ball meal
Had a bad day, got a little drunk and called the VMDT with an update on butthole sunburn @giantbomb.com
When @etdragon.bsky.social and I talk in the mornings it always results in a lot of caps lock. And an Amazon order.
You know what? I’ll say it. Fuck Queensblood. GIVE ME TRIPLE TRIAD OR GIVE ME DEATH
An accurate representation of most mornings
people that like kingdom hearts are like a cult suffering mass psychosis. nobody should be that into a franchise. they remind me of the Sleepers of the Sixth House, harassing the Nerevarine with calls from their lord and master, Dagoth Ur. he had cast the island of Morrowind into darkness, and the-
I wanted to grind for some money in vampire survivors, so I set it up, flipped it to triple speed, and went off to make dinner. Came back to this 🥰
Me: aw did you miss me my child Cat: yes and I will now shred your leg to show my love Me: ow 🥲
Got a couple of months until my next cane and rinse, so it’s a perfect time to catch up on all those recent releases! <FFXII installs threateningly in the background>
I really wish the dark tower movie wasn’t such an abomination
It’s nice that people are all jazzed for gta and all that but I spent less than two American dollars on two copies of the vampire survivors expansion today and I guarantee it will make me happier than any rockstar game ever could Also more obsessive which I guess is relevant shhhhhhh
I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking this, but if we’re losing 80-year-olds this week…. Well.
How exactly am I supposed to pour myself a cup of ambition under these circumstances 💔
A serious dramatic moment in a serious, dramatic game
Nothing bad can happen on a Friday night
At home playing Mortal Kombat II for the 32X at 930 on a Friday because I never stop being the coolest person you know
