Took a train from Chicago to vegas, drove from vegas to palm springs, flew from palm springs back to chicago so can confidently say flying was the worst of the three WHY HAVE WE BEEN TAXIING FOR A FUCKING HOUR
david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷 for legal purposes, i am a joke
MUNA wrote buzzkiller as an experimental concept song from my point of view
I should be allowed to physically fight people who put backpacks in overhead bins
Like is the threat that they're going to enact modestly laws for women or that they're going to abolish gender? You can't rly have it both ways!!
Don’t even THINK of talking to me before i’ve had my morning fix
Great, now the couch fucker whose friends and family hate him is gonna be racist loudly, that’ll get people to like you buddy
JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo
EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...
Words cannot contain my rage about this. And it is journalistic irresponsibility to just go along with the tr*mp admin’s underlying assumption that college degrees are supposed to be pre-job training. Education is valuable for its own sake and so many reasons beyond what can be quantified.
President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
You’re telling me major labels are selling shoddy product
A pressing issue: why are vinyl albums becoming so different from their digital versions?
Whenever shotspotter is talked about i remember in 2017 while getting my masters we wrote a research report/case study on the (then more nascent) technology and a potential partnership with chicago that i convinced a team of mid career adults to name “best shot at reducing gun violence”
Every peachy ad i see is another nail in the “i will never use your product even if it works well” coffin
When i get back from this trip, i want to start running again. Can someone help bully me into this?
i feel like a broken record but whyyyyy people still On There
If you look closely enough these are mirror selfies
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
enough of this shit
How should i lie to people that try to talk to me today
Oh no i sat down and lost all momentum and motivation help
If i was less morally scrupled i would grift so many old conservatives on facebook pages and fox news comment sections
Tired: fuck me like you hate me Wired: fuck me harder than i hate myself Inspired: björk walking in the woods
Divided our household’s laundry into socks/underwear, shirts, pants/shorts, bedding, towels; have not done laundry in over a month, this is gonna take a while
The fact that i cannot even get a rejection email after applying to be a greeter at planet fitness
I didnt mean to be leaving town during lolla but i’m not mad at it
real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator