At a comedy show and idk…I’m funnier than a lot of these white men just living life I fear lmao

Cardi B just showing up to dance…Benito and Belcalis…yall dpmo!!!

I just KNOW someone is mad asf that this entire halftime has been in Spanish but honestly the storytelling is PHENOMENAL

erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala

Do NOT suggest dialysis to your nephrology attending unless you’re ready to die on that hill like they’re generally pleasant and good natured people until you mention dialysis or if you tell them cardio is waiting to do a procedure based on renal function then they get ACTIVE omg

The intern on nephro last month said she was barely doing anything, had like 3 patients and went home at 1?? Now I’m on nephro with 7 patients, constantly on the run and leaving at 5/6?? Somebody’s lying!

“I only use ChatGPT to—“ Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.

Getting to see nephro hate on cardio firsthand >>>>>> honestly it feels justified🥰

Survived my first month/block of residency on floors and I’m on nephro now and tell me why this attending not only does not use elevators but literally RUNS up the stairs like I literally tripped and busted my ass trying to catch this man? He plays too much 😭😭

I’m already falling behind in residency and intern year hasn’t even started like??? I’m in danger

My first two electives in residency being nephro and cardio…oh the HATE me 😭

Said I was gonna read ten (10) books before I started residency all I’ve done is play on my switch 🥰🥰🥰

Just found out my surgery rotation where I got bullied by other med students because I said the hours made no sense and that we couldn’t see any real surgeries cause we had a student scheduling us has been pulled as an offering!! You see when you do clownery…

And when I finally get a residency paycheck and buy the switch 2 so I can turn my old switch into a “travel/family” switch

There is not enough time is the (Stardew Valley) day!!!

This Nintendo announcement most definitely better come with an animal crossing expansion

[starting a metroid game] i like how the nice lady with arms made out of gun has cool clothes and many powerful toys. time to get used to this status quo

Doctors Without Borders are a blatantly political organization with deep ties to the “people shouldn’t die” industry

Ryoa Chung@ryoa.bsky.social · last yr.

My friend Dr. Joanne Liu, former international president of Doctors Without Borders, was cancelled at NYU. The vice-president in education asked to see her powerpoint, prior to her lecture. One slide showed the number of humanitarian workers who died in Gaza. NYU cancelled the event.

Can you get rhabdo in just your arms like?? This is why I switched to Pilates arms because I have not been able to fully extend my arms in 3 days because of an arm workout I did TUESDAY like wtf

Having attended multiple PWIs for undergrad and grad school (unfortunately) I can confidently say the real answer is Piano Man by Billy Joel if we’re being honest but Sweet Caroline is a good runner up

Da Real Juicy J@realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · last yr.

#blacksky can y'all help me settle a debate?! What is the yt equivalent to Knuck if You Buck? A. Sweet Caroline B. Don't stop believing C. Smells like Teen Spirit D. We’re Not gona take it E. Other - name it There is never a consensus on this topic amongst my ppls

What does it say about me that my “comfort” shows/movie are usually horror…

Whoop whoop 🙌

The bird app being overrun with AI images specifically mimicking the style of Hayao Miyazaki, the founder of Studio Ghibli, when he specifically has said he HATES AI is just diabolical I can’t look at it anymore

It was for her protection cause I know they were going to find her

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last yr.

HOUSTON (AP) — Texas board denies parole for Yolanda Saldívar, who was convicted of killing Tejano music icon Selena in 1995.

As excited and fortunate as I am to have a job come July I can’t help but feeling empty post Match Day like the “I wanna kms” vibe still isn’t gone!! Love that for me😊😊😊😊😊

I’m gonna be a doctor! NRMP you will crumble but I’ll see you on the floors this summer! 👩🏾‍⚕️🥼🩺🖤

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

Patient’s copy-n-pasted chart every day for past two weeks: “Extremities: 2+ pitting edema” The patient:

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus