Whoever invented the brookie deserves a kiss on the mouth
Miranda Marie
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NFL and Politics, Mostly 🗣️ Sports(GoPackGo🧀/Hokies🦃) Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing.Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏼❤️ RVA 📍
“Transgender sex dolls” and “suspiciously green bananas” are just two fuck ass hysterical cries of desperation by the psychopath party this week These weirdos are freaking out about midterms lol
Royce White is now ranting about "transgender sex dolls" during a forum that is supposed to be about agricultural issues. This guy is a serious Republican in Minnesota who had the party's nomination for a Senate seat two years ago. Insanity.
This was a fantastic piece by Jourdan - highly recommend a read by my GB faithful!
Spent three days with Green Bay to learn from Matt LaFleur, Tucker Kraft, Jordan Love and more how this team will tick. Up first ✍️: How a nice team adds some “F— YOU” energy. How I think Jonathan Gannon’s defense(s) will work. A WR reveal. Lambeau in summer? Unbeatable.
it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😭😭
RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex
Let’s start a rumor that Elliott Page is playing Jesus in an upcoming film
Had an incredible interaction with a guy over the weekend who went to see The Odyssey and told me he was pissed that Elliott Page played Achilles, a character Elliott Page did not play that was not in the movie
Hoping to retire comfortably but as an American the odds are better I’ll just get shot at a grocery store
i dont give a fuck who you are you are not above the five dollar costco rotisserie chicken
If Green Bay has a shitty kicking situation this year again, I may not make it.
Check out this article from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: Packers training camp recap Day 5, kicker Trey Smack struggles again www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Every time you wave a terrible towel this year, an angel gets a vaccine
Imagine being one of the most talented to ever play a sport, make millions, and still be an insufferable prick who can’t stand people not thinking he’s the smartest person in all the rooms. Maybe that chip makes you a HOF QB, but it makes you a miserable and broken person…
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
We have a primary election tomorrow in certain VA districts and damn it if I left my ID at the club (Olive Garden) this weekend
Consider the other side of an older coach who’s experienced unlike the younger experienced coaches
Aaron Rodgers told Steelers GM Omar Khan to maybe ignore the cool kids on the McVay/Shanny coaching tree and roll with an old dude instead, and Khan listened. www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
Ian fighting for his life on the east coast. Welcome to the jungle, buddy.
I’ve never felt stronger about wanting a couple to work out than BelleJolie and Mecca 🥹 #MarriedAtFirstSight
“Like if she is still alive and breathing, what makes you think that I hurt her?”-spoken like a guilty ass MF
Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
What an absolute piece of shit. And of course he isn’t dropping out. This administration emboldens the predators 😡😡😡
Rep Max Miller made a video smearing his ex-wife as a liar. He claims his daughter’s injuries happened at daycare. He blames left-wing media. And he sounds drunk. I’m not going to share the video. It’s triggering if you’re a DV survivor.
Yo Ang, you found 15/17 items! Hold that head up high guuuuurl.
“Look Dana, we have a right to *die*”
BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
Ahead of Ted Lasso returning this week, how long until MAGA melts down that he is now wOkE for coaching a women’s team? O/U set for 2.5 days.
Ted Lasso: Smells Like Potential
ALT: Ted Lasso: Smells Like Potential
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He’s gonna run this back in the weirdest way isn’t he?
BASH: I want you to use your bully pulpit to tells parents who have not vaccinated their kids that they should vaccine their kids for measles. Will you do that? Look into the camera RFK Jr: I'll say it right now. Parents should get their children vaccinated for measles.
“Sandwich guy case” “Harvard clawed frog embryo smuggling case” “Olympic canoeist reflecting pool vandalism case” “James Comey seashells Instagram post case” New rule: If the case sounds like a Mad Libs story, it’s probably about to implode.
Mike lost that Florida man vibe and got that swag back. Happy to see.
New Chargers OC Mike McDaniel is one of the most likable guys in the NFL.
Hey everyone! @nflspy.com is actively stealing NFL writers work and posting it on their own site. They claim to "cite" the authors, but it's sparse and this is still blatant theft. Please unfollow these clowns if you're following them.