me to myself: no, ivy, you cannot tell your kid that their birthday present is that you haven't killed their dad yet

i don't believe any other band sings about "eating feces" with the frequency (and apparent relish) of nile that said, this album rips

The Underworld Awaits Us All, by NILE

11 track album

nile.bandcamp.com

I'm old enough to remember when presidents bombed Iraq to distract from sex scandals 👵

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 6h ago

a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal

talent is a lie

My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org · 17h ago

omg I got DOZENS of crows in front of the Moon, mostly like this shot. can't wait to go home and find the best one. tho. I can. because I need to buy some broth first. 🪶 🐦‍⬛

Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.

i am incandescent i have ~never~ badmouthed this man to his child never it is a core principal of my parenting ... i do not know what kind of endgame you are running here, dude, but i promise you it does not end with me conceding a damn thing to ~you~ bastard

really can't emphasize enough how many more tits and dicks there were. like I don't mean "you could find nudes if you looked" I mean people with office jobs who still post Serious Things on here now were like "eh, fuck it, here's my naked body" and society didn't collapse over it

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · yesterday

Dear Bluesky Elders, Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.

only just out today & i haven't had time to spin the whole thing, let alone digest it but goddamn, i absolutely will

Solaris, by The Ocean

8 track album

theocean.bandcamp.com

this is simply the funniest shit to happen in technology in the last ten years

ændra.@aendra.com · yesterday

Incredible scenes Read through the attached Fediverse thread, it's pretty wild.

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no, general electric, i don't want to have wifi in my refrigerator! you took a perfectly good cold boy and gave him anxiety. look at him. he thinks it's his responsibility to remember to buy milk. he's so sad. what have you done?

33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.

the amount of anger we can keep contained in one human shell is, frankly, a medical miracle or maybe this is normal and it's just the people around me who are disregulated

Transitioning for me felt like I was out of the tutorial stage and actually playing the game. And playing the game is terrifying because now there are stakes.

gee i wonder how it feels for the media to spotlight the least sympathetic advocate for a given position

people aren't angry enough they are fortifying the grocery stores, because they are ~preparing~ for the food cost crisis to get much, much worse they are rebuilding everything so that the jobs can be worked remotely they are doing this in front of your very face ~you~ are not angry enough

This is 90% of my friends, and the other 10% are thinking about it.

It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.

notably, karl urban's dredd isn't a fascist—he believes the law applies equally to everyone, including judges he is certainly a brutal authoritarian, and i wouldn't enjoy mega city 1, but i at least know dredd would enforce the law as a matter of morality, not as a personal whim

ivy astarael, woodland witch revived@ivyeternal.bsky.social · 3d ago

"but judges! but the law!" you know who else the judges and the law actually supported? indigenous americans and look how the fuck ~that~ turned out the day a ruling gets handed down by judge dredd, i will take it seriously

"legally, they can't—" shut the fuck up legally, ~you~ can't ~they~ can do whatever they want they make the laws they enforce the laws, at will no piece of paper will ever slow them down you fucking idiot

telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does

The sooner that folks acknowledge the whole point of most modern commercial AI is to produce the products of human slavery without the immediate moral compromises, we'll be better off. Over and over we see the edges of it picked at in every AI labor scandal but people don't like truth.

shoutout to furries in aviation

Neon Genesis Evangelion Opening Credits

mitch mcconnell ~is~ dead, has been dead for months, and they will absolutely do that to you too if it serves their ends don't fool yourself