DEAR ANDY BURNHAM I HAVE SPENT 10 YEARS EATING LENTILS AND ENGAGING IN A RIGOROUS PROGRAMME OF URBAN CYCLING AND WALKING, I HAVE NEVER BEEN STRONGER ... I AM READY TO BE DEPLOYED

I dont want to be a GP i want to listen to 6music and cook more and more elaborate Thai recipes while my boyfriend is at work !!!!!

For the sake of clarity, I do not have and never have had knowledge of the whereabouts of the remaining unaccounted for party funds of the SED of the German Democratic Republic. Rumours to the contrary are completely unfounded. Thank you.

Get the reduced taste the difference salmon en croute. Reheat them at 3 o'clock on a Sunday. Eat one. Hell, eat them both. Get the overground to Stoke Newington. Book a swim at Clissold Leisure Centre. Swim 1km. Almost drown writhing from indigestion. Enjoy the ride - Anthony Bourdain

might let perfect be the enemy of the good later if anyone is free ?

the fog clears and the sirens are revealed to be a nude gareth malone and the military wives choir

your boyfriends using his annual leave to walk to chingford

The 2026 Greater Manchester election was a political science experiment to explore the conditions required for an entirely discourse-free election. The study has now concluded, and the University of Manchester thanks you all for your participation

vibe on the boyfriend table at the gathering as we talk about the difficulties of getting an allotment in our respective cities of leeds, manchester and london

jack's microblog@jackalert.bsky.social · 2w ago

whenever I look at my wider network of male friends, I just know we're all gonna absolutely smash it as stay at home dads

Centre for Social Justice class

Lottie@sellottie.bsky.social · last wk.

Everyone who has ever seriously uttered the phrase “lanyard class” should be asked, with a gun to their head, what they personally do all day

Tell me, muse, of a man who - let's just say - does things a little bit differently

whenever I look at my wider network of male friends, I just know we're all gonna absolutely smash it as stay at home dads

new yard act album coinciding with Burnham premiership ... 6music dad summer off with a bang ...

adult onset foetal alcohol syndrome

We must remember the Utøya massacre, and remember it for what it was: a far-right attack specifically targeted against democratic socialist activists. Today, the ideologies of its perpetrator are openly espoused by a global network of nationalist oligarchs as they wage war on democratic societies.

Roberta Metsola@president.europarl.europa.eu · 2w ago

Fifteen years ago today, 77 lives were taken - most of them young - on an island that should have been a place of summer, friendship, and first ideas about the world they wanted to build. On that day, Norway grieved, and Europe grieved with it. Utøya. Oslo. We remember.

drinking a flat white slightly too late in the afternoon and determining higher powers are calling on me to write the Zillennial Girls

(my doctor after whacking my eye with the reflex hammer) Soft eyes.. You can open them by the way

"Nobody wants this": Anglish-language hip hop trio drawing unfavorable comparison to Kneecap baffle audiences

project mbappeing my niece to win the goldsmiths prize

anyone else going to SeaLife centre lates tonight?

lisa nandy keeps sending me emails about how we need to appeal to "Sea Life centre britain" ????

londons vibrant boyfriend district

when an ageing former triphop musician is elected mayor of bristol, he is confronted by the perils of the council committee system, hauntology of bansky and is pushed into a faustian pact of a market led urban regeneration scheme

my first novel (the story of a hackney based creative director's spiral into psychosis due to microbiome dysfunction after london fields lidl stops stocking apple cider vinegar) is being lauded as My Year of Rest and Relaxation for the gorpcore generation

Dads = Lads + Time

led by donkeys x Weird Walk

theyre always naming types of moon and storms these days .... just let weather be weather....

The touch controls on our wireless earphones are our most intuitive yet 👇 Two short presses to skip track ➡️ One short press and one long press to immediately dial your most significant ex-partner 🙌 Two long presses to turn up the volume 🔊

a single decker bus has never taken me anywhere i am pleased about going to

leading economists have concluded that your favorite childhood memories - the joy of a snow day, the smell of fresh-cut grass, the cool wind of summer dusk - were merely Zero-Interest Rate Period phenomena, and have limited relevance for today's macro environment