Upon careful analysis I've decided the best game ever designed is Crocodile Dentist.
Jacob Rubin
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I know! Can you believe it? Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
One time I was at McDonald's with some friends and the cashier asked my buddy what he wanted and my buddy said "Oh, I'm not having anything" and the cashier said "Probably a good idea"
Grant Tanaka@granttanaka.bsky.social · last wk.still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
If you can look at stuff like this and not think we need full-scale police reform (or, hey, abolition) then I don't know what to tell you.
May-lee Chai (she/her)@mayleechai.bsky.social · 2w agoSF police dragged an innocent man from his car due to a typo, bashed his head into the ground, peppersprayed him, realized their mistake and charged him anyway. Now he’s dead. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/u...
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3w agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoHassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
Anybody else think this picture from Goodnight Moon looks like an AA meeting
If they remade Back to the Future today it would be about Marty traveling from 1985 to 1955 because that's how remakes work
Check out this thread folks for something you can do today in your area that will make a difference.
Digital Warrior - Combat Disinfo@digitalwarrior.bsky.social · last mo.1/13 They're counting on us doing nothing. That's the whole strategy. Move quietly. Deploy the machinery. Let people find out after it's too late. Our counter: keep it front and center. Name what they're doing so nobody gets caught flat-footed. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
Finished Taskmaster Series 21 last night and was disappointed to learn that across ten episodes of TV, not a single person brought up that Joanna Page was dressed like a Minion??? The ENTIRE time???
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
A lot of stuff has fallen into place for me since I learned I'm on the same antidepressants as Griffin McElroy
For only thirty dollars, you can get a portable toddler dining chair branded with OJ Simpson's getaway vehicle of choice.
It appears I am back on my bullshit (designing a rule system so some friends and I can do some low stakes gambling on the upcoming season of Taskmaster)
[A bear leaps over five separate fences and is stopped at the last minute with a taser before he eats a toddler] Hakeem Jeffries: The system works! (Somebody please primary this fucking dude)
Hakeem Jeffries@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 2mo agoBirthright citizenship remains the law of the land. Out of many, one!
"The guy on the show with Eagly" - what my dad calls John Cena
I'm the only dad at the Marin County children's museum not wearing an article of clothing supplied by the tech company that employs me.
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
What's your kid's favorite book? Green Eggs and Ham? Yeah, that's a good one. Goodnight Moon? A classic, for sure. Oh, my kid? His is this illustrated biography of celebrated modernist painter Georgia O'Keeffe.
They should make a movie about the time I accidentally called him Elias SamPson and the pro wrestling subreddit ripped me to shreds.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2mo agoHollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via THR)
