Siege
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Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
It’s a joke that Mother Nature hasn’t won sexiest woman alive yet.
I've only one heart, but I don't mind sharing pieces of it.
if the universe is expanding why are you always in my space?
It was only after I learned to like myself that I took a real disliking to other people.
it’s my birthday month so you have to be nice to me it’s in the bluesky rules and regulations
ALIEN: Take me to your leader. HUMAN: What do you wanna meet my cat for?
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
give a man a fish and he'll look at you suspiciously and ask what happened to the chips
Tech companies getting bigger and building apps I don't need while I'm just over here wishing for software that works right.
I'm torn about something. Some people think I need therapy, but the yellow gorillas tell me that I'm sane. However, the plaid orcas tell me that the gorillas are liars, and I should listen to my heart. Overall, I think I should ignore them all, and continue being myself. It has worked so far.
I think it’s a rule that you have to be at least 65 to like ham salad.
"The closest distance between two points is always between your legs" -My cat Finn as he trips my ass up in the dark.
I may not have all the answers but I got plenty of fucking questions
Democrats: Well the Republicans refuse to replace the toilet paper so I'm gonna walk around with a shitty ass. That'll show em.
please stop replying “skill issue” on all my posts
I have an appointment to get a badass tattoo this afternoon, but my stomach feels yucky because I am nervous—if you are into tough guys
Giving my partner an animal that has the head of a man, the body of a lion and the tail of a scorpion because its romanticore
before carpentry, we knew Jesus from his tap dancing days
BIRD: *softly* ohhh don’t stop BEE: *pulls away* are- are you sure BIRD: *breathless* yes let’s make a human baby