they really should call it a weenis because thats where the wee comes out not in my case though, im built different, so i can call it a penis but many of you have a weenis and im sorry but thats just science

anyone remember shake your whammy fanny funky song funky song shake your whammy fanny fuh-uh-uh-nky song? no? okay

i feel like this quiz was asking me if I have adhd and then it told me yes I have adhd and i already knew I have adhd undertale.jadenthejaded.uk

Emmy Cumslutress@coyotegirl.online · 6h ago

i'd like to think this is accurate 💚

“can we go see the eclipse?” “we have eclipse at home” the eclipse at home:

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

heartwarming: worst person you know criticises other worst person you know for their bigotry

a real man would put himself in danger and subject himself to mockery and state violence to make a point that no-one will listen to or care about whilst reifying the myopic idea that the only type of man that exists is exactly like him

american trans people learn that there are trans people in other countries who are subject to the laws of those other countries challenge (impossible)

Something that is making being here more palatable than before my hiatus is that when I see you post nonsensical dogshit opinions in an authoritative tone made to dupe ppl into believing you know your shit, I replace it mentally with “and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle”

from the july zine

“was the grink there?” “wAs tHe gRiNK tHerE?” yes he was and we lived a thousand beautiful lifetimes together. we watched the stars change in the night sky and knew our love would outlive the very cosmos that birthed it. i sleep now only knowing that peace will come again in his embrace

“Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Tiger Lily 🐅 🏳️‍⚧️@tigerlily.northsky.social · yesterday

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

the next time I see the the words “bearded, burly” i might just kms the pentagon

having my brain pressure washed could fix me

society doesn’t want you to know this but YOU’RE ONLY A REAL MAN, IF: you’re a human being who, when asked, “are you a man” can reply “yes” and you aren’t knowingly lying to yourself nor later come to realise at any point in the future that the answer is “no” hope this helps! spread the word!

As much as you can be annoyed by people not doing their due diligence to ascertain whether a news story is fake or an image is slop, I am often more annoyed at people who claim something is fake slop without doing the same due diligence.

I can excuse funding a multi-million pound backed global movement to end trans lives, but I DRAW THE LINE at having the entirely-fake-grave-of-a-formerly-enslaved-magical-creature-whose-“saviours”-were-actually-sort-of-cool-with-slavery disturbed. It’s about principles. Get on my level, MUGGLES.

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

Hyde Park is looking lush, finally a nice summer 😎

Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...

Did that “who are you attracted to quiz” and all I learned is that I will be alone forever on account of having a fatal heart attack multiple times a day.

1) trans men arent allowed to compete in sport if on T 2) with a couple exceptions, all the trans men who have medalled did so pre medical transition cos see 1 3) some may argue about 1 cos TUEs are supposed to be a thing but theyre gone; now being repealed. Ask me a trans man athlete who's banned

Donaldson Stone@donaldsonstone.bsky.social · 2d ago

If there are roughly equal numbers of trans men and women, how come there are virtually no known instances of trans men impacting high-level sports?

“When I grow up I want to be just like my mother” “Married with children?” “Sectioned.”

If you as a trans man don’t look like AI-generated-for-cis-consumption Elliot Page, are you even trying?

Coming out as a trans man on a first meeting: I’m at the penis hut, I’m at the pussy hut I’m at the combination penis and pussy hut

I am going to have a good week, I just decided.

Coming out as a trans man on a first meeting: I’m at the penis hut, I’m at the pussy hut I’m at the combination penis and pussy hut