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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd
“Babe, We’re Gonna Love Tonight” still in the rotation Just absolutely weird vocals on this duo, his cannot prepare you for hers. And I love that?
alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2mo agoobsessed with this married Canadian synthpop duo whose songs are unceasingly horny and whose LP covers are in a style I can only think of as gelatine sex art. Now that’s a marriage
I rarely root for a movie to bomb but really cannot wait for the Purge-but-it’s-sex movie to disappear from the discourse. I’m getting contact annoyance just from it being out there
two anti-fascist movies that I think you should watch as a way to realize just how cowardly, regressive, and dangerous this movie is
🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩@oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social · 9h ago"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social
What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander
credit where it’s due, this Stevens concession is thoroughly gracious and right-headed
Haley Stevens for Senate
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jokingly suggested we watch this again the other night and with real confusion he said “…I almost would?” Then I suggested seeing it on a double bill with RADIOLAND MURDERS some time and he said “why,” which killed me. I too barely recognized her at the time
alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2w agowe watched this again last night and I stand by the skeets …and tonight we’re seeing FRIED GREEN TOMATOES because he claims never to have seen it? Could have sworn we’d seen it together by now, it’s a real Sunday afternoon kind of thing. In the actual ‘90s it was about unavoidable
this post, now in ~BLOVIATE-O-VISION~
A ★★★½ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)
As someone who avoids (as much as I can) ad campaigns for movies I already know I’ll see, I couldn’t figure out why ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ was named that. There are so many ‘The Mummy’s already that...
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alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · yesterdaylast night we saw LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, which was a lot less “The Mummy” than I expected and absolutely made by someone who did an EVIL DEAD movie. Worst funeral ever! Fun stuff, incredibly gross. And I loved its obsession with split diopters and conspicuously anamorphic lenses
they should let me write an evil dead movie but all about how much queer people hate each other
Here’s my review of Gregg Araki’s latest, I Want Your Sex. Sometimes good enough is good enough! And with Araki, it’s rare to have a film that doesn’t end with a gut-punch. I’m glad he’s back, and I hope this means he has a few more in him.
Quick Takes: I Want Your Sex
Sometimes good enough is good enough!
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“Now I have nothing against gay people, but I happen to be aware that the good Senator has a preference for men who don’t even beat him. How can he know they care? Sick”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdaywhoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation
got to give it up for a full-grown adult who literally thinks their shit doesn’t stink
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
last night we saw LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, which was a lot less “The Mummy” than I expected and absolutely made by someone who did an EVIL DEAD movie. Worst funeral ever! Fun stuff, incredibly gross. And I loved its obsession with split diopters and conspicuously anamorphic lenses
Matthew Cortland has been suspended from bsky for, you guessed it, bullshit reasons. Bsky continues to protect the rich from getting their feelings hurt while consistently banning those who advocate for the marginalized and vulnerable. Follow Matthew on Patreon or ShouldntNeedToBeALawyer.com
Ralph de la Torre, Steward Health Care CEO, Is A Murderer (And I've Been Banned By BlueSky) | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
nb. I have been suspended from BlueSky. Patreon — now with new, easier URL, ShoudntNeedToBeALawyer.com or ShouldntNeed.com — is the best pla
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just read a true story of someone farting so bad they officially cleared out a SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY screening
Movie-Goers Evacuate Spider-Man: Brand New Day Screening After 'Rotten' Fart Leaves Audience Disgusted
An audience watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day was forced to flee after one movie-goer’s sour stomach turned the entire theater into a Dutch oven.
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Seeing more hate for Eli Roth than I remember thanks to a secret screening - is that because he’s a weird creep, or is it about the movies I’m old enough to remember now-unfindable interviews and his LiveJournal but on the other hand people always hate the movies, so I never know
*stepping out of the time machine into the making of CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC, gun upraised* All right I am going to ask some questions about which double entendres you understand, and I am going to get some answers
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2d agoBaskin-Robbins Can’t Stop The Nuts (1980-1980): Coconut-almond ice cream, loaded with chocolate-covered almonds and candy-coated almonds, along with a milk chocolate ripple. Released to promote the Village People/Steve Guttenberg film, "Can't Stop the Music"
we got OBSESSION on 4K and late last night breathed a sigh of relief that yes we both still like it lol Heard many things since our theater trip about why one might dislike this movie deeply. And they’re just not what I see
alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2mo agowould you want to read this post but longer? Sure why not, you don’t value your time
weekend full of muggy August weather, so naturally I still haven’t cut any of these hairs
have kind of a scratchy throat, it’s probably me overreacting to dust from this weekend’s housecleaning or something But as always I imagine being Patient 0 in a global plague that makes this banal-ass Monday become a topic of fascination for all. He went to the coffee machine AGAIN, you say
people who think no one on the left has ever heard of taxes before are so dull. Such total, final bores
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I really hate it when people like this pretend to be my friend and protector by tying my very identity to a murderous right-wing government neither they nor I would choose at a ballot box in a million years. Hate it! Hate it a lot
Bill Virginia Beach@billvabeach.bsky.social · 4d agoNarrator: It led to a Mike Rogers victory and a lost Senate and 2 more lost SCOTUS seats. But the friends of Rashida get to blame the Jews for two more years
3142. Eddies of black dust swirl weakly across blasted plains where once were mountains. There are no vibrations but the grinding of rock on rock. A microbe from space may one day lead to life beginning on this planet again. A new Spider-Man movie is coming out
back-burner hope: He builds up enough brain plaque to start posting stuff like "I'm the best at farting"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
