Clearly hasn’t seen animals. They also lick their own buttholes clean.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
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#RetainJane A litigator; those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Personal injury, work comp, some light civil rights. #Idaho. Cool mom. Ill fight you IRL. I’m the funniest person I know. she/her 🚑 🏃♀️ FKA JanesAmerica
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayShout out to the guy who told me he doesn’t care that I have a family emergency, I don’t know the constitution, and then left me a bad review.
Showed my cousin the el Camino I bought and was telling him about the anxiety of the auction. 3 hours later he saw my husband and asked him about the el Camino *he* bought.
Ugh. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES DEATH EVEN MORE FUN? Complicated family dynamics. My mom is texting me random people asking me if Ive called them. No. I haven’t. It’s not helpful.
El thinks he’s gonna lose me so he’s glued to me and that’s how I taught my 8 year old how to play pool at a punk show
My dad might die. I did not expect it to go this way and I am not doing well. they are starting dialysis. Our big debate is if the kids come see him (6 & 8); He's sedated and intubated and I don't want to scare the kids.
My dads in the ICU. He should be okay, but I feel like I’ve had a full year of onslaught and I’m tired and sad.
ITS A VERY BAD DAY FOR THE NEIGHBORS PIT BULL TO START KNOCKING OVER OUR FENCE.
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
So how much stuff am I dealing with that I am bilateral tapping in my dreams? Woof.
Jordan Valley, South Mountain, and Pleasant Valley are all under a GO NOW evacuation order by Owyhee County Sheriff. (I swear it wasn't there when I looked an hour ago...) One of the larger land-area evac orders I can recall in #IdahoFire If you're in western Owyhee Highlands, GTFO!
Zeb Palmer@zebpalmer.com · 2w ago🔥 A QUARTER MILLION ACRES 🔥 is my estimate for this Oregon Fire, which is now an #IdahoFire, as satellite imagery shows the Big Grass Fire made a significant run across the border The Official estimate is 220,000 acres. Jordan Valley (all of it) is now on READY evacuation alert. (see alt txt)
Pet peeve, men in leadership positions saying things like “women should be in charge.” Okay, then WYD? Step aside.
Dozens of the AI-powered cameras have gone up in this Boise-area city in recent months.
Smile, Boise area: Your license plate’s on camera. What one police chief says
Dozens of the AI-powered cameras have gone up in this Boise-area city in recent months.
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Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
At a conference and my new act of feminism is accusing men of being swifties when they show any movement to a Taylor swift song.
I have bifocals, I forget about them. Saw AJJ and Jeff Rosenstock tonight. All my bouncing around in bifocals made me sea sick.
Why aren’t the pro lifers screaming about this?
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w agoextremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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NOAA forecasts rare northern lights over 12 US states tonight Who can see it?: NOAA forecasts aurora visibility for 10–12 northern U.S. states, including Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire.
"I just wish she knew she didn't have to be alone You don't have to be alone You're not alone" "You are not alone" - Stick To Your Guns, Amber
Kelcie Moseley-Morris@kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 3w agoBOISE, Idaho — After May Pollard died on a late-January morning, a detective asked her parents a question: Had anyone wanted to hurt her? “A lot of America,” her mother answered.