Jared Cowie

@jaredc.bsky.social

British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.

What investors haven't noticed is that they've spent five years panicking that people not working in offices screws up the revenue from their massive commercial real estate portfolios, but the promise of AI is a future of no one working in an office, stamping in their face forever.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨ Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)

The second step in Adobe’s “cancel my plan” workflow, where they roll over and give you everything for half price, $29.99 vs the rack $59.99 cost

If timothee chalamet turning up to your timothee chalamet lookalike contest can cause such a stir then, let’s be honest… the standard of the contest can’t have been that high.